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Backinthe615
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Favorite Movie Tirades
Or TV. Extra great when the character is almost always composed and for whatever reason comes totally unglued.

Sorry to be Johnny Threadface, I’m sheltered and bored as hell


My entry, Gordon Gekko:


Secretary: Fox is on four.

Gekko: Fox, where the hell are you? I am losing millions, you got me into this airline and you better get me out or the only other job you’ll ever have on this street is SWEEPING it, you hear me Fox?!!?

Fox: You once told me don’t get emotional about stock Gordon, dont. The bid is sixteen and a half and going down. as your broker I advise you to take it.

Gekko:Yeah?!!? Well YOU TAKE IT!! RIGHT IN THE arse YOU frickING SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER!!

Bud: It’s two minutes to close Gordon. What do you want to do? Decide.

Gekko: Dump it.

Image: https://i.postimg.cc/QC3qDGRM/816-F0-EE6-653-A-4-CCA-BF4-A-C4-AFE17-F1-CCB.png


“Scumbag Cocksucker”

ETA: I looked all over to find this clip, but here’s the full movie if you scrub to the 1:50:00 mark.
Wall Street
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Gekko:Yeah?!!? Well YOU TAKE IT!! RIGHT IN THE arse YOU frickING SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER!!

The edited for tv version is unintentionally hilarious and based on that should be in the top ten. My memory may be failing me, but I believe when Bud Fox says as your broker I advise you to take it. Gekko says "Oh yeah, well you take it, right where the sun don't shine you putz!"


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This is a no-brainer

Hitler Rant

How many parody videos have been made from this?


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Or TV. Extra great when the character is almost always composed and for whatever reason comes totally unglued.


For the abrupt swing, Ned Flanders's meltdown:

Hey, I may be ugly and hate filled, but...


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North Dallas 40 -OW Shaddock (John Matuzak)

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Clark Griswold


Yes, but in Christmas Vacation.


ETA: oK, I'm an idiot. yours is in Christmas Vation also.

But this one is better. HAp Hap Happiest
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nerd guy
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I want a fricking car in Planes Trains and automobiles by a mile.

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nerd guy
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abrupt swing, Ned Flanders's meltdown:



Also one of my favorites


Jack Ruby
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How are we 10+ responses in and no on has mentioned what may just well be the greatest single scene I livid history, let alone, by far the greatest rant.


I want all of to you to get up out of your chairs
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Tom Hanks at the end of The Burbs.


Corso
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quote:

The GOAT PSH


"Yeah you're frickin Roger's fiance and you know I know"

"I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"

"Yeah yeah you're dignifying her in the asss at the Jefferson Hotel room 1210 but lemme ask you..."







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Agree with planes trains and automobiles.

Hands down winner.


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Sam Kinison in Back to School ranting on the Vietnam War.
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Real underrated movie


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John Malkovich is incredible in Burn After Reading. So many good lines from him. “You’re part of a league of morons.”
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Network

Another PSH is Punch Drunk Love

He's a great screamer


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