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Posted on 3/30/20 at 11:15 pm to Backinthe615
“Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!”
This part always gets me
This part always gets me
quote:
And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that’s right, it’s a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching… typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing “Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galactically stupid!”
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:16 am to JuiceTerry
Posted on 3/31/20 at 7:31 am to nerd guy
quote:
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Also this one.
I could sit through an insurance seminar with a smile on my face
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:18 am to Donkus
How are we on page2 & no one has mentioned Doyle Hargraves on Sling Blade?
One of the best
He even told the kid, that’s what friends do to one another...??
Telling your friends to get the frick out your house, but it’s not even your house.
Classic
One of the best
He even told the kid, that’s what friends do to one another...??
Telling your friends to get the frick out your house, but it’s not even your house.
Classic
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:30 am to JuiceTerry
quote:
Network
Very relevant still and somewhat prophetic.
The Mad as Hell rant is fantastic.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:38 pm to Backinthe615
Jules Winnfield:
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfricker, motherfricker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE frick AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERfrickER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're frickin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this *I don't want get banned here*'s skull!"
"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfricker, motherfricker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE frick AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERfrickER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're frickin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this *I don't want get banned here*'s skull!"
Posted on 3/31/20 at 1:33 pm to Backinthe615
"I want to make something absolutely clear. If you thought there was some secret cell somewhere working al-Qaeda, I want you to know that you are wrong! This is it. There's no working group coming to the rescue. There's nobody else hidden away on some other floor. This is just us. And we are FAILING. We're spending billions of dollars. People are dying. We're still no closer to defeating our enemy. They attacked us on land in '98, by sea in 2000, and from the air in 2001. They murdered three thousand of our citizens in cold blood, they've slaughtered our forward deployed. And what the f- have we done about it? What have we done? We have twenty leadership names and we've only eliminated four of them. I want targets! Do your f-ing jobs! Bring me people to kill!"
Posted on 3/31/20 at 2:02 pm to keks tadpole
Mark Strong is awesome in just about everything he's in 
Posted on 3/31/20 at 2:06 pm to nerd guy
quote:
Planes Trains and automobiles by a mile
Was coming to post this
Posted on 3/31/20 at 2:49 pm to Bankshot
quote:
Tom Hanks at the end of The Burbs.
“I’ve been blown up! Take me to the hospital!”
Posted on 3/31/20 at 3:22 pm to Backinthe615
i like the sam jackson tirade that ends with him getting eaten by a shark.
Posted on 3/31/20 at 4:24 pm to Backinthe615
"Our pets heads are fallin off"
Posted on 3/31/20 at 4:40 pm to keks tadpole
"Are they all here? … Well, I’m going anyway. Let’s talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee’s for closers only. Do you think I’m f-ing with you? I am not f-ing with you. I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s Levene? … You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? … You certainly don’t pal. ‘Cause the good news is you’re fired. The bad news is you’ve got, all you got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight’s sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. ‘Cause we’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired. You get the picture? You’re laughing now?"
Posted on 3/31/20 at 4:42 pm to keks tadpole
Man that whole movie could go into this thread
Posted on 3/31/20 at 5:03 pm to wildtigercat93
"Jesus H. Christ! Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?"
"Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you?"
"If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"
"Get down!"
"Well now... let's just see if there's anything missing!"
"Holy Jesus! What is that?..."
"Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you?"
"If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"
"Get down!"
"Well now... let's just see if there's anything missing!"
"Holy Jesus! What is that?..."
Posted on 3/31/20 at 5:17 pm to keks tadpole
How the hell could any of you forget the greatest rant ever.
It’s A Few Good Men with Jack baby!
It’s A Few Good Men with Jack baby!
Posted on 3/31/20 at 5:34 pm to Pauldingtiger
I'm surprised no one's posted this yet:
Bluto : What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter : [to Boon] Germans?
Boon : Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto : And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard of something to say]
Bluto : The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto : What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my arse from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Bluto : What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter : [to Boon] Germans?
Boon : Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto : And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard of something to say]
Bluto : The tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[Bluto runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto : What the f*** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my arse from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Posted on 3/31/20 at 5:48 pm to Backinthe615
Posted on 3/31/20 at 5:55 pm to Jack Ruby
quote:
How are we 10+ responses in and no on has mentioned what may just well be the greatest single scene I livid history, let alone, by far the greatest rant.
Hard to beat.
Here's Ned Beatty in Network. A Vast Ecumenical Holding Company
The screenwriter in Network, Paddy Chayefsky, also had some pretty good tirades in Hospital for George C. Scott.
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