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re: Favorite Dumb and Dumber Quote

Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:13 am to
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10837 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Tell her I have a rapist wit.

That's what I was going to post.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94778 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:16 am to
there are 3 parts in the movie without lines that just crack me up as well....

1. The way he slams the door and turns around falls to the floor after being robbed by a old lady in a motorized cart.
2. his dry heaving.

3. Cane fight leading into cane whip into back of knee
Posted by CMoore957
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
343 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:18 am to
quote:

1. The way he slams the door and turns around falls to the floor after being robbed by a old lady in a motorized cart.
2. his dry heaving.
3. Cane fight leading into cane whip into back of knee


Agreed, all those get me every time. His dry heave, however, is worthy.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22952 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:42 am to
what if he would of shot you in the face?
Posted by TJG210
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2006
29279 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 11:50 am to
"Put us down for 2........in case we want seconds"


"I like hanging out with these laid back country folk"
Posted by zmoney2613
Eunice
Member since Jan 2008
3345 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 12:00 pm to
While they are sitting in the heart shaped tub;

Lloyd: If you were a girl right now, I'd split you like a piece of firewood.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107054 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

then he tells her what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?


The end of that exchange...

"So you're telling me there's a chance."
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21604 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 1:13 pm to
"Aspen, where the beer flows like wine."

"So, you're saying there's a chance!"


I can't believe no one mentioned those two yet.

Probably the best one liners in any movie that I've ever seen. Hilarious.
Posted by CornDogCologne
Mental Defective
Member since Nov 2007
8857 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 1:16 pm to
It's OKAY! I'm a LIMO DRIVER!

I'm a big fan of the Big Gulps line myself...
This post was edited on 7/9/10 at 1:18 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107054 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Aspen, where the beer flows like wine."

"So, you're saying there's a chance!"


I can't believe no one mentioned those two yet.


Hint: look at the post above yours.
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28330 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 1:22 pm to
one of my favorite parts is the look on lloyd's face when he is sipping tea with harry and how he puts his hand on the tea cup so harry will drink more
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 2:06 pm to
One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Really? That's weird.
Yeah, we called it a bullshite.
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
30095 posts
Posted on 7/9/10 at 3:02 pm to
My favorite lines have been said but they are lines I use a lot:
So you're saying there's a chance!

We landed on the Moon!!! (whenever somebody tells me something I already know...I can be an a-hole)

It's okay, I'm a LIMO Driver!
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