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Expendables2
Posted on 8/16/12 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 8/16/12 at 6:47 pm
I'm about to see a sneak preview of the Expendables2. I'm sure its going to be epic.
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Posted on 8/16/12 at 7:02 pm to JOJO Hammer
CSB
Posted on 8/16/12 at 7:11 pm to JOJO Hammer
Did you mean are seeing a free screening?
This post was edited on 8/16/12 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 8/16/12 at 7:59 pm to JOJO Hammer
Hit us up with an honest review after.
Posted on 8/16/12 at 8:00 pm to JOJO Hammer
Keep count of how many people they kill.
Posted on 8/16/12 at 8:05 pm to Scruffy
Biggest disappointment...
Spoiler
Chuck Norris has MAYBE 7 mins in the movie. Then again, 7 minutes of Chuck Norris is a lifetime for others.
Spoiler
Chuck Norris has MAYBE 7 mins in the movie. Then again, 7 minutes of Chuck Norris is a lifetime for others.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:03 am to dawgfan24348
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Did you mean are seeing a free screening?
Yes,the free screening. That's the only way I would go see this movie, for free.
In an honest review, It was exactly what I expected. Mindless entertainment. If you enjoyed cheesey 80s/90s action movies you will like it. It was unintentionally unfunny. What does that mean you ask? There were lost of cheesey one liners referencing movies the actors were in year ago. Like Arnald "I'm Back" or "You'll be terminated". It also had lots of explosions and plenty of wasted ammo. Typical 80/90s actio movie, bad guys could not hit a wall from the inside of a house and the good guys hit everything.
Spoiler Alert Spoier Alert
Speaking of the good guys hitting everyone. I'm pretty sure Arnold, Chuck, and Bruce killed everyone inside of an airport at the end. And that included all of the civilians. That may have been the best part of the movie.
In conclusion: If you have a few extra bucks and nothing else to do and you're better off masterbaiting and staying at home. Just kidding, sort of. You've already seen this movie if you've ever watched Rambo, Preditor, Leathal Wepon, or what ever. If you enjoyed those you may like this one also. Like I said before it was exactly what I expected.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:09 am to JOJO Hammer
quote:
Did you mean are seeing a free screening?
Yeah, I was there too and slept through most of it. I was super pumped to see it too. A shame...
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:39 pm to Rittdog
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Chuck Norris has MAYBE 7 mins in the movie. Then again, 7 minutes of Chuck Norris is a lifetime for others.
I did enjoy his Chuck Norris style joke though.
Lone Wolf
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:46 pm to JOJO Hammer
I'll probably check it out when it comes out on DVD. I enjoyed the first one but the blood was way too CG. It looked stupid.
Is it like that in the second one?
Is it like that in the second one?
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:47 pm to JOJO Hammer
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Thanks man.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 11:30 pm to la_birdman
Movie was terrible IMO
Posted on 8/17/12 at 11:33 pm to tigerbaittrick
Of course it was terrible. Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it though.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 11:35 pm to PsychTiger
I liked it, it was a lot of intense action!!
and Van Damme and Chuck Norris are in it!!
it was pretty epic 
and Van Damme and Chuck Norris are in it!!
it was pretty epic
Posted on 8/17/12 at 11:38 pm to THATLSUBOY
Oh jeez
Posted on 8/17/12 at 11:42 pm to THATLSUBOY
Perhaps you could ask the Fark Board to put your face on the characters from the movie. I don't know, tell them it's for a PowerPoint project or something. That could be epic.
Posted on 8/18/12 at 8:23 am to tigerbaittrick
You guys suck, this movie kicked arse the whole time.
If you thought it was terrible then I really don't know what you were expecting. I could have done with 1 or 2 less of the cheese catchphrases but other than that it was awesome
If you thought it was terrible then I really don't know what you were expecting. I could have done with 1 or 2 less of the cheese catchphrases but other than that it was awesome
Posted on 8/18/12 at 10:22 am to the smoke monster
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You guys suck, this movie kicked arse the whole time.
Thank You!
frick what some of these haters are talking about. The first assault scene was worth the price of admission alone. Yeah, maybe some cheesy one-liners, but there were some gems also. I lol'd at least 10 times.
SPOILERS:
The ear jokes never get old. Especially when Terry Crews is making them.
Posted on 8/18/12 at 10:40 am to Michael J Cocks
This movie was epic.anyone who hates on this movie is an unamerican retard.
ETA: and most probably gay
ETA: and most probably gay
This post was edited on 8/18/12 at 10:41 am
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