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re: Deep Water on Hulu (Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas Movie)

Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by VoxDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:10 pm to
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Hard to believe Affleck was fricking her for a while.


Dude outkicks his coverage on the regular. Getting Jennifer Garner not just to marry him but bear his seed? Mystifying.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:20 pm to
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Dude outkicks his coverage on the regular. Getting Jennifer Garner not just to marry him but bear his seed? Mystifying.


I think the term outkicking your coverage has officially jumped the shark

Not to simp for affleck too hard here, but he’s a very tall (relative to hollywood standard), handsome and extremely rich as one of the most famous leading actors of his generation. It’s almost impossible for him to outkick his coverage in that sense
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 1:22 pm
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:26 pm to
Ana de Armos Marilyn Monroe biopic on Netflix Blonde gets an NC 17 rating. Niiiiiice.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7467 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:47 pm to
He has a lot going for him, but his back tat is a huge point deduction. So yeah, outkicking his coverage.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32398 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 1:47 pm to
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Will sell it to my wife as a "psychological thriller".



last night we were picking between this and west side story. i knew my wife had wanted to watch WSS, but missed it being in theaters due to holidays and covid, so i pushed it thinking i'd have maybe gotten lucky. she fell asleep. and it was good but depressing.

sounds like i should have gone the other way.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116180 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:03 pm to
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He has a lot going for him, but his back tat is a huge point deduction. So yeah, outkicking his coverage.


Idk how else to say this but Girls don’t rate guys in the same way the OT rates random Internet whores
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:07 pm to
The wife and I watched Deep Water and Newness, both similar in terms of relationship films about openness and/or infidelity. Both feature beautiful leads, Ana de Armas and Laia Costa (with nudity). Deep Water was terrible, it was boring and slow. Affleck was monotone the entire movie and the wife was impossible to like. It was simply bad theater. Newness was an improvement over Dark Water. The screenplay was better, the acting was better, and it was easier to connect with the characters. Save your time. If you want nudity and a good movie watch Newness (on Netflix).
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/23/22 at 2:20 pm to
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Not to simp for affleck too hard here, but he’s a very tall (relative to hollywood standard), handsome and extremely rich as one of the most famous leading actors of his generation. It’s almost impossible for him to outkick his coverage in that sense

Agree 100%. Don't get me wrong, AdA is a fricking smokeshow, but let's not act like Affleck isn't obscenely wealthy, good looking, and one of the more famous actors in the world.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12915 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 10:37 pm to
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The wife and I watched Deep Water and Newness, both similar in terms of relationship films about openness and/or infidelity. Both feature beautiful leads, Ana de Armas and Laia Costa (with nudity). Deep Water was terrible, it was boring and slow. Affleck was monotone the entire movie and the wife was impossible to like. It was simply bad theater. Newness was an improvement over Dark Water. The screenplay was better, the acting was better, and it was easier to connect with the characters. Save your time. If you want nudity and a good movie watch Newness (on Netflix).


I agree and what is this "Newness" you speak of?
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32398 posts
Posted on 3/23/22 at 11:01 pm to
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I agree and what is this "Newness" you speak of?


I suggested this instead of deep water to my wife and the “poster” on Netflix. It was blatantly showing a threesome. That wasn’t going to happen.

So we watched Deep Water. It wasn’t badly acted or directed by any means but slow. Not psychological and not very thrilling. It’s not bad but the suspenseful moments were just kinda “oh, that happened.”
This post was edited on 3/23/22 at 11:03 pm
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8671 posts
Posted on 3/24/22 at 1:28 pm to
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poster” on Netflix. It was blatantly showing a threesome


Yeah, that was a bit of false advertising. The only threesome in the movie involved some kissing before fading out and leaving the rest to your imagination.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156626 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 12:46 pm to
I watched this movie, and man it was terrible. I swear I saw a trailer a while back that was decent. But this was just a bad, bad movie that makes very little sense. Sure, AdA is nice but she’s terrible in this and so is Affleck. It’s like he wasn’t even trying. And the plot was just weird…(spoilers)









What’s his end game here? Surely he’s not dumb enough to think people won’t notice that every guy his wife likes/fricks turns up missing and dead. Not to mention how sloppy he is with the killings (or at least the one in the pool.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32398 posts
Posted on 3/25/22 at 1:11 pm to
This reminds me after thinking about it over a day…

WTF was up with the snails? I expected some sort of payoff with them and it was just the wallet (which should have just been tossed out along the road in the woods.)
Posted by CoastLSUFan
Member since Nov 2010
751 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:00 pm to
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WTF was up with the snails?


I think it was mainly to show what an odd person Vic was. Also, I think his snail den and it’s weirdness mirrors the weirdness going on in his marriage. It’s like his wife is driving him off with her infidelity and then he has another bizarre snail world he can retreat to and is not driven away from. I thought the movie was pretty good—not great—but not awful either.

Here’s my question: Where were the gorge scenes filmed? That area looks like nothing I’ve ever seen near NOLA or south Louisiana.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31409 posts
Posted on 4/2/22 at 9:50 pm to
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handsome


Inthink he is kind of odd looking but I'm not a chick so what do know.

Bad movie but Ana De Armas makes it worth the watch.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31409 posts
Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:03 pm to
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That area looks like nothing I’ve ever seen near NOLA or south Louisiana.


Maybe around St Francisville. Kisatchie National Forest looks like that. Louisiana as some beautiful wooded lands that a lot of people don't know about.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69094 posts
Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:48 pm to
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Ana de Armas is smoking hot and gets naked


Mmm mmm good

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It said it was a "psychological thriller" but there was nothing psychological or thrilling about it.


Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
9026 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 8:59 am to
I was so confused that ol baw rode his bike from uptown acrosss the tunnel on the WB and ended up back in what looked like uptown/Garden District. Then somehow found a very nice Tennessee looking creek of running water to hike at.

I'm trolling, but it is hard to take a bad movie seriously when you know the area, at least somewhat, where its filmed. All in all, not a great movie. Ben getting cucked out the whole time and lack of an ending or purpose, or any real consequences.

ETA: The old lifted Ford Bronco was the best character in the movie. As for the "gorge" scenes, as mentioned above, St. Francisville and a lot of CenLa and North La have creeks in Piney forests like that. There are a few smaller waterfalls around La besides Tunica Hills (granted they are much smaller), but a good many clear creeks. I noticed that hill the guy tried to climb up to get away from Ben looked a lot like the soil near creeks around CanLa and up, or non-coastal Mississippi. However, as its a movie, that scene could have been filmed anywhere.
This post was edited on 4/3/22 at 9:06 am
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63796 posts
Posted on 4/3/22 at 9:20 am to
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Not to simp for affleck too hard here, but he’s a very tall (relative to hollywood standard), handsome and extremely rich as one of the most famous leading actors of his generation. It’s almost impossible for him to outkick his coverage in that sense


Yeah, I’m not sure how people are confused that he gets hot women.
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