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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:41 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:41 pm
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Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 9:07 pm to
You're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.

But seriously, in the movie it clearly shows Triton unable to break her contracts and therefore unable to do anything about it unless he straight up murdered her.
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
5227 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Triton is a scumbag


naaa

quote:

and a horrible king.


probably
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 9:43 pm to
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Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39288 posts
Posted on 10/30/24 at 11:25 pm to
At first I was like “this is stupid man.” But then I realized Triton never had a calisthenics program for his citizens.
What kind of leader doesn’t have a calisthenics program for his citizens?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156649 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 10:53 am to
quote:

At first I was like “this is stupid man.” But then I realized Triton never had a calisthenics program for his citizens.
What kind of leader doesn’t have a calisthenics program for his citizens?

Swimming is great exercise though.

When you spend literally 100% of your movement swimming in the ocean, do you need a calisthenics program?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42478 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Ummm, after contract three or four… yeah, go and straight up murder her…



So you want like a 10 minute long short story instead of The Little Mermaid?
Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4979 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 11:22 am to
No. Ariel is the villain. Ursula was right to come after her entitled arse.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12926 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 12:31 pm to
First Amendment Rights [Signed Away] Not Signed Away
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Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21655 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 5:10 pm to
How many years have you been stewing on this?

OR, did you get stoned and actually put on the Little Mermaid recently to come to this conclusion?

I haven’t seen the Little Mermaid in probably 20 years.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 6:21 pm to
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Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3862 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 6:48 pm to
Triton is absolutely a dick
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2423 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 8:38 am to
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I mean, sure Ursula is evil as all frick and one of Disney’s best villains


Ursula wasn't that evil until the end of the second act and the end. She didn't make Ariel sign the contract, and Ariel knew what the stipulations were. Ursula became evil when she started cheating to avoid losing the bargain.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6928 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:12 am to
Do you just sit on the couch all day high as a kite thinking up all these weird twist on random movies?
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6928 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 10:13 am to
Do you just sit on the couch all day high as a kite thinking up all these weird twist on random movies?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61479 posts
Posted on 11/1/24 at 2:52 pm to
You writing a Cracked article in the year of our Lord 2024?
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