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re: Cast Away-Chuck probably never has to work again, right?

Posted on 1/29/25 at 10:51 am to
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9220 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 10:51 am to
Big FedEx Settlement with his job back because they all seem to be on really good terms, a big book and movie deal with Tom Hanks playing your character then the government hits him for 4 years back taxes once he's declared alive and takes away all of his earnings. Hooks up with the hot cowgirl and lives a peaceful life for a while until Kelly jettisons her husband and goes to Texas to take her man back.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 10:52 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155437 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 10:52 am to
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I wonder if she waited longer than Lori from TWD before banging someone else?

She definitely waited longer than the 15 minutes Lori did. Bitch.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34210 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 10:52 am to
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Big FedEx Settlement with his job back because they all seem to be on really good terms, a big book and movie deal with Tom Hanks playing your character then the government hits him for 4 years back taxes once he's declared alive and takes away all of his earnings. Hooks up with the hot cowgirl and lives a peaceful life for a while until Kelly jettisons her husband and goes to Texas to take her man back.


I'd watch that even though it sounds like it belongs on the Lifetime Movie Network.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38162 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 12:14 pm to
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That scene with he and his wife in the rain was perfect.


Great scene but they were not married. She was his fiance when he disappeared.


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I know but it’s just an odd situation and your wife’s dead husband is now alive and well.


See comment above.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 12:17 pm
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
10588 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:21 pm to
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wife’s dead husband

M
They weren’t married
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16837 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 3:22 pm to
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I just want to point out how shitty it was for FedEx to have crab and sushi laid out when he got back.



That's something the Mrs and I noticed the very first time we saw this. How in the hell did they figure that after four years of eating raw fish and whatever else he could get from the sea that he would want seafood for his rescue party?!

Burgers and barbecue would have been much better imo
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20619 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 4:27 pm to
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ow in the hell did they figure that after four years of eating raw fish and whatever else he could get from the sea that he would want seafood for his rescue party?!


I dont recall if they said what the time frame was from being rescued to the party, but maybe a couple of weeks?

His stomach probably would have burst out eating anything other than fish. Burgers could have killed him after 4 years on a starvation diet
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135825 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:26 pm to
He was a worker, probably went back to Russia to mentor the kid on package delivery efficiency
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37532 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:30 pm to
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His stomach probably would have burst out eating anything other than fish. Burgers could have killed him after 4 years on a starvation diet


Knowledge Bomb [Deployed]
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27961 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 7:44 pm to
When he passed on the crab legs, I knew he had trauma.
Posted by The Dude Abides
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2260 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Chuck probably couldn’t handle real life again and either died from drugs and booze or finished his days in a behavioral health unit.
He moved to Krakozhia and got really into Jazz.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103485 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 8:23 pm to
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oh and book and movie rights would be lucrative for him as well

he could call it “cast away”


Starring Collin Hanks
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
24753 posts
Posted on 1/29/25 at 10:24 pm to
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Chuck probably couldn’t handle real life again and either died from drugs and booze or finished his days in a behavioral health unit.
the ending imo insinuated he followed the sail (wings) to that pretty little thing on the farm in west Texas. She got divorced after her husband cheated on her in Russia and Chuck after running into her at the crossroads headed back in her direction after Kelly moved on and started a family. Chuck said to Kelly when he got back that he would want to have children
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7016 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 5:42 am to
He develops dissociative disorder that manifests a serial killer personality named Wilson. His Wilson persona kills while wearing a hat/mask made from a split volleyball.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7786 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 7:11 am to
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EDIT: oh and book and movie rights would be lucrative for him as well


To this point and kind of off topic, I wonder if Aron Ralston is set for life just from his book and that movie entailing his whole ordeal. I can’t imagine he is but I’m sure he gets booked to motivational speak
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17302 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 7:18 am to
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Beneficiaries would be on the hook to pay back the proceeds plus interest; the insurance company would most likely settle for a lower amount.


Yikes. That would suck.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69539 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 7:26 am to
I think he go paid bigly then went back and nailed that angel wing chick for a few weeks and got his head clear




Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86410 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 10:13 am to
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Big FedEx Settlement
I kinda doubt this depending on what Worker's Comp laws applied.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3374 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 8:26 am to
He probably bought a small island with all that FedeX money and lived a happy, simple life
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
14705 posts
Posted on 1/31/25 at 10:00 am to
Wait up are yall telling me Sully wasn't a sequel to Cast Away????????

Figured it'd be a fitting life after being stuck on an island.
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