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re: Bohemian Rhapsody RT Score 53% 30 Reviews In

Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:45 pm to
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Why the hell would you need nudity and violence to tell a Queen biopic? We don't have to see a parade of dicks to know the guy was gay.


I’m sure a behind the scenes look of a huge rock band would be very R rated regardless of who the movie is about
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71155 posts
Posted on 10/23/18 at 11:52 pm to
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I’m sure a behind the scenes look of a huge rock band would be very R rated regardless of who the movie is about



Basically all it would be is foul language, drugs, and tits. That's pretty much every rock and roll band ever.

The only way this film would have worked critically is if it would have focused on the final years of Freddie Mercury's life. It probably would have begun sometime in 1986/87 and featured a lot of gay sex, drugs, and partying before his diagnosis. Then it would have shown his quiet determination and slow decline post-diagnosis until his eventual death at the end of the film.

As a fan of Queen, I would not have been interested in that story. I'm more interested in the celebration of their music and I'm pretty sure that's what Freddie would have wanted, too.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:13 am to
Bohemian Rhapsody was a single.

Light my fire as released as a single was under 3 minutes.

Fail.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
34164 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:21 am to
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I knew there would be issues with it when they went the pg 13 route.



Same. It was a huge red flag
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6938 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:30 am to
Such a shame. This was such a good chance to make a groundbreaking film.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39419 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:16 am to
It sounds like they made a Disney film.

Skirted all the issues.

Even Ray they showed him as a raging heroin addict and Cash as a backstage womanizer but I guess some vices are off limits...because that can't be portrayed as a negative to overcome.

So what's the real struggle in this movie?

Ray had drugs.

Johnny had drugs and tons of vagina that he had to overcome.

Queen had lots of behavior to overcome...but then again, you can't show that as a weakness or a fault. If you heterosexually womanize, you bad - character flaw (important to show in film)...if you gay bathhouse by the 1,000's Caligula-style to a reckless degree...you good.

So if they are not going to even attempt to show reality, what's the point? But I guess no one would want to watch that. But skirting the issue makes for poor movies in the end...because they are just hollow facsimiles. It's just Disney a few songs and Justin Beiber.

This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 1:17 am
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:20 am to
Can you point out a single gay bath houses by the 1000s...you good.

Surely the list will be extensive. I look forward to educating myself on this.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39419 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:42 am to
If you got AIDS in 1984 you literally had to be popping poppers, living in the bathhouses and as an AIDS expert said at the time having anal sex partners reaching the thousands per year.

The AIDS epidemic hit S.F. in 1982 and they still refused to close the bathhouses.

They marched against it. And then the AIDS epidemic hit worse in 1984 and they said...well maybe close one.

99% of people who were not hemopheliacs or IV drug users or didn't have constant random anal sex...or didn't live on antibiotics or severely malnurshed...would never have to worry about AIDS.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23224 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:57 am to
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but I guess some vices are off limits...because that can't be portrayed as a negative to overcome.


Good point. They can't do the standard Hollywood biopic w/ "He partied w/ midgets and dicks and coke and then he coughed until he died."

It's also tough when the main character just dies. I watched "I Saw the Light" with Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams. He did a great job, but the movie pretty much comes to an abrupt end when Williams dies in the back of a car.
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
1170 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 7:24 am to
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Why the hell would you need nudity and violence to tell a Queen biopic? We don't have to see a parade of dicks to know the guy was gay.



It has nothing to do with him being gay or seeing dicks and everything to do with knowing by going the pg 13 route they were going more for a 2 hour music video with queen's greatest hits that's more on par with momma mia than an actual serious movie.

That doesn't mean that it won't be good on some level or I won't enjoy it, but it is what it is.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71155 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:21 am to
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It has nothing to do with him being gay or seeing dicks and everything to do with knowing by going the pg 13 route they were going more for a 2 hour music video with queen's greatest hits that's more on par with momma mia than an actual serious movie.



So you're telling me that a biopic can only be serious if it's rated R? Some of the best biopics have been rated PG-13 and below. Hell...Patton was rated PG.

Posted by AA77
Member since Jan 2016
3855 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:24 am to
Sounds like it was victim of production by committee. Shame was really looking forward to it.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38439 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:27 am to
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I watched "I Saw the Light" with Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams. He did a great job, but the movie pretty much comes to an abrupt end when Williams dies in the back of a car.


I can guarantee that Bohemian Rhapsody will be ten times better than I Saw the Light. That film was terrible and Hiddleston had no business playing Hank Sr.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19491 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 9:29 am to
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So you're telling me that a biopic can only be serious if it's rated R? Some of the best biopics have been rated PG-13 and below. Hell...Patton was rated PG.


It's kind of hard to compare a PG movie from the 70's/80's to a PG movie today, they used to show tits in PG movies

When I first saw a movie was coming out called Bohemian Rhapsody, for some reason I thought it was going to be the story in the song made into a movie. That sounded more interesting than what they made
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:06 am to
My god. Just stop. By the end of 83 there were 3k aids cases.

Your post is garbage.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
77912 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 10:49 am to
Very disappointing.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17716 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:16 pm to
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If you got AIDS in 1984 you literally had to be popping poppers, living in the bathhouses and as an AIDS expert said at the time having anal sex partners reaching the thousands per year.

The AIDS epidemic hit S.F. in 1982 and they still refused to close the bathhouses.

They marched against it. And then the AIDS epidemic hit worse in 1984 and they said...well maybe close one.

99% of people who were not hemopheliacs or IV drug users or didn't have constant random anal sex...or didn't live on antibiotics or severely malnurshed...would never have to worry about AIDS.


As a longtime member of TD, I've read some terribly misinformed rubish before but your post is perhaps the most ignorant statement I have ever seen posted on TD.

Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:40 pm to
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99% of people who were not hemopheliacs or IV drug users or didn't have constant random anal sex...or didn't live on antibiotics or severely malnurshed...would never have to worry about AIDS. 


This is retarded.

I had an older family member who was gay and died of AIDS in the early 90s. He contracted it sometime in the 80s. He was a white collar professional with a long time partner. They lived together in Atlanta then Metairie for over a decade. He wasnt openly gay until he was diagnosed with AIDS. I was pretty young back then, but he was a pretty normal dude. My parents knew he was gay, but it wasn't really discussed.

Point being, not all homos are flamers taking cock 24/7. Even in the 80s.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89131 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:45 pm to
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Can you point out a single gay bath houses by the 1000s...you good.

Surely the list will be extensive. I look forward to educating myself on this.



What a fricking stupid response to that post...

quote:

FightnBobLafollette


Oh, never mind.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42402 posts
Posted on 10/24/18 at 3:30 pm to
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I knew there would be issues with it when they went the pg 13 route.


Same. It was a huge red flag


Some of the best musical biopics of all time are pg and pg13. Walk the line, ray, the buddy holly story, and I'm sure more.

A good story trumps the rating all day. This has become the most common answer ever when a movie doesnt get an R rating and it ends up disappointing. If the movie sucks its because the story was bad, bad directing, or if its true to his life and not straight fiction then maybe his life story just isn't as interesting as people might have thought.
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 3:31 pm
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