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re: Best clean one liners from Christmas Vacation

Posted on 10/25/24 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by Legba007
Franklin, Tn
Member since Jul 2013
2647 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 8:32 pm to
SWAT Chief " That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you.."
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75330 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 8:44 pm to
It's little people, like you
Posted by Bayoubengal85
Kenner
Member since Sep 2005
321 posts
Posted on 10/25/24 at 10:26 pm to
I always love the part where Aunt Bethany says "Don't throw me down Clark" as they are walking into the house. Kind of just thrown in there but it cracks me up every time I hear it. I tend to throw it out at work every now and then and every once in a while someone gets it.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5339 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 12:50 am to
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Kiss my arse
Kiss his arse
Kiss your own arse
Happy Hanukah

The last one kills me
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6144 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 5:56 am to
"Clark your company the one that killed off all those people in India?"

"No we missed out on that one Eddie"
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23923 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 6:48 am to
It’s best to just let him finish.
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1479 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:13 am to
Merry Christmas, Kiss my arse
Kiss his arse
Kiss your arse
Happy Hannukah
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1431 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:24 am to
Last season he was the pixie dust spreader at the Tilt-O-Whirl
Posted by Neaux Sheaux
Gods Country
Member since Apr 2016
423 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 8:39 am to
“she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.”

“I can’t swim, Clark”

“Fried Pussycat”
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1734 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 10:52 am to
The little lights are not twinkling
Posted by Canon951
Member since May 2020
615 posts
Posted on 10/26/24 at 11:43 am to
“Talk about pissing your money away”

I use that one all the time. Lol
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28520 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 8:08 am to
Tis the season to be Merry.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156545 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 9:35 am to
quote:

The little lights are not twinkling

This is what I was coming to post.

The carpet/Margot line may be the most recognizable one if that’s what you’re doing for though.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6904 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 10:24 am to
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