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re: Zach Wilson banged his mom’s friend.

Posted on 7/12/22 at 4:45 pm to
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 4:45 pm to
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his mom seems like an attention whore but maybe that's just me


he supposedly offered his mom money to delete her IG account
That was back in 2021 when she was posting anti-mask/vax stuff.
This post was edited on 7/12/22 at 4:48 pm
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
9975 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 4:46 pm to
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Soaking is how Mormons do the sex. Stick the weenie inside and just chill aka soak.

Edit: idk if it’s actually a thing but it’s funny 


It's basically the Mormon equivalent of a Catholic girl having anal sex or giving blowjobs and claiming to be a virgin. And yes, it's a real thing apparently (at least according to my ex-mormon girlfriend). They can't get married in the temple if they have sex before marriage, so it's a weird arse work around apparently.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 5:07 pm to
Another one with hands like the chick on Archer!
Posted by lsufb1912
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2021
5965 posts
Posted on 7/12/22 at 8:54 pm to
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Here’s a link that includes pics of like 30 of his mom’s friends


for the sake of everyone waiting to find out, I hope it's the one kneeling on the right of that first picture
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
5000 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:24 am to
His mom’s friend could be a 23 year old yoga instructor
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42268 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:32 am to
Watch it be that brunette in the silver top on the left hand side.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:54 am to
Of course his mom is the only one whoring her tits out.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:18 pm to
And thank goodness for that (those) little blessing(s).

Honestly - nobody has whittled that photo down to pictures of possible NFL QB carnal soaking participants yet?
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 4:20 pm
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14256 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:21 pm to
Y’all virgins really need to let this shite go
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131557 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 4:23 pm to
You sound like fun
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:14 pm to
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Y’all virgins really need to let this shite go
Ooof. That one hurt.
But even you have to agree when I say:

"Nothin beats a piece of pussy, right! NOTHIN! (except maybe the Indy 500)"...


Eta: Crissakes, y'all! It's a line by Bunny (Matt Dillon) from "Platoon".
This post was edited on 7/13/22 at 7:18 pm
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12277 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 5:41 pm to
So if a Mormon girl agreed to be soaked by a guy, but the guy just couldn't help himself and went in and out, would that be rape? Strange sex
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37027 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:42 pm to
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Soaking is how Mormons do the sex. Stick the weenie inside and just chill aka soak.


It's an actual thing. They don't count that as sex because there's no thrusting. I've also heard they have other people jump on the bed to force things to move.
Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 7/13/22 at 6:58 pm to
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It's an actual thing. They don't count that as sex because there's no thrusting. I've also heard they have other people jump on the bed to force things to move.
WAIT!
Was there a dude named Cavanaugh around when the jumping on the bed thing was happening?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24997 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 12:05 am to
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Damathe


you’re weird as frick
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 8:37 pm to
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Posted by Damathe
Member since Apr 2020
7092 posts
Posted on 7/14/22 at 9:53 pm to
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you’re weird as frick
And you're an ignorant frick.
The reference is to part of the testimony against Supreme Court Justice Cavanaugh by the political operative who asserted that he was jumping on the bed and scaring her prior to the alleged (non-existent) sexual assault.
Complete horseshite. Maybe you heard something about it...maybe not.
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