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re: Who had their money on the purple dildo??

Posted on 8/7/25 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 8/7/25 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2053 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 12:16 am to
Next year. Butt plugs.
Posted by nvasil1
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 8/8/25 at 1:11 am to
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Does anyone else find this whole thing kinda lame now?

It would be lame if this was pre-Caitlin Clark era, when the WNBA was hardly a blip on anybody's sports radar.

This summer, we have players complaining about pay, players complaining about fans asking for autographs, players bullying the superstar (when she's actually healthy), Portnoy being an obnoxious courtside superfan, fans getting kicked out for laughing at a player losing her wig, and now dildos on the court.

The league is a total circus that peak SNL and Monty Python couldn't lampoon any further. The more dildos, the funnier IMO.
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
12792 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 2:25 am to
It’s because the WNBA is a laughing stock. And after the “pay us what you owe us” nonsense by the players this league deserves all the hilarious dildos they can get on that floor.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16975 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:10 am to
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Wouldn't be surprised if the WNBA is paying someone to do this.



I kind of suspect this myself
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32734 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 5:30 am to
Can you imagine if this has happened before Gillis hosted the Espys?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50052 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:53 am to
The fact that Broski, DownsouthCrawfish, and Nawlins think it’s not funny anymore is excellent proof that it is still hilarious as frick
Posted by TX Tiger
at home
Member since Jan 2004
38013 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:54 am to
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Honesty don’t know how you stop it at this point.
If their aren't consequences for people's actions, they certainly aren't going to stop.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41497 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 7:59 am to
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Honesty don’t know how you stop it at this point.


Stop reacting to it
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103153 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:31 am to
quote:

The league is a total circus that peak SNL and Monty Python couldn't lampoon any further. The more dildos, the funnier IMO.


Python would lampoon it by doing the full Piranha Brothers treatment, which would basically deadpan a lot of what actually happened with a few tweaks on top.

And it would be glorious.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103153 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:43 am to
The Fark board needs to change the chairs into purple or green dildos.

Posted by Rds21275
Member since Sep 2024
216 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:51 am to
If the league would just fold, not only would the dildoes stop being thrown on the court, but the issues with appropriate pay for the product produced would be solved also.

A protracted strike or lockout would probably work too.

I don't know about you guys, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 8:59 am
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11920 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 8:55 am to
I hope someone is saving these dildos for display at the Basketball Hall of Fame.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15722 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Who had their money on the purple dildo??

STTDB!
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88946 posts
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:45 am to
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Honesty don’t know how you stop it at this point.
Quickest way would be for women and the league to finally step back into reality and admit they’re horrid people who need to do some serious soul searching.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
17796 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Does anyone else find this whole thing kinda lame now?


Look, people still do the wave and left-right-left decades for decades even though they were both pretty lame from the start. This could go on a while.
This post was edited on 8/9/25 at 7:31 am
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:18 am to
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Does anyone else find this whole thing kinda lame now?

You’ve officially entered into temu-sfp, great value pride territory

Impressive lol
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:21 am to
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I’m wondering if it’s an inside job though. This is generating tons of clicks on WNBA highlights.

It’s definitely not. If it was, it would come out somehow. Can you imagine how much more they’d get made fun of if they were intentionally doing this?

It’s got to be tearing them apart to see their views/clicks go up because if this lol
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:28 am to
quote:

their aren't consequences for people's actions, they certainly aren't going to stop.

Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
7372 posts
Posted on 8/9/25 at 8:49 am to
No, not at all. It’s a great running joke in a league that is a complete joke
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