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The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis

Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:19 am
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:19 am
https://deadspin.com/5980173/the-haters-guide-to-ray-lewis

seems like a lot of people here will like this article

Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36203 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:51 am to
the hate is strong with that writer. not healthy
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 6:34 am to
I think its spot on. Its a pretty intelligent article, so the blind Ray Ray pole smokers may not be able to understand it.
Posted by texastiger38
Member since Sep 2007
25079 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 6:42 am to
There's so much hate in that article I almost thing it's tongue-in-cheek.

There were some pretty funny lines in there too

quote:

You understand that, media? None of you know anything NOW LET ME USE GOD AS A HUMAN SHIELD PEW PEW PEW GOD CAN ABSORB YOUR TRUTH BULLETS.


quote:

A Ravens fan is the kind of fan who loves his team the more everyone else hates it. "It's us against the world!" says the 400-pound a-hole in purple camos. I hate that kind of fan.
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 6:45 am to


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Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83333 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 7:53 am to
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quote:

Because I live with that every day. You maybe can take a break from it. I don't. I live with it every day of my life and I would rather not talk about it today.




Again with the victim complex. Poor Ray Lewis. Can't you see how it eats at him every single day? How dare you bring up such a painful subject? HE DIDN'T ASK FOR ALL THIS ATTENTION, YOU GUYS. Why don't you just all shut your faceholes and leave the camera on Ray while he dances ...



This is why people fricking loathe Ray Lewis. Ask him about that fateful night in Atlanta, and he'll tell you the media are out to get him. But put a camera near him on the field and he sucks that thing up like it's Earth's last bubble of oxygen. LOOK AT ME CRYING TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. ARE YOU NOT TOUCHED?




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Posted by GeauxAggie972
Poterbin Residence
Member since Aug 2009
29426 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:03 am to
I feel sorry that Deadspin actually has to pay this guy
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28254 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:04 am to
quote:

There's so much hate in that article I almost thing it's tongue-in-cheek.


Its Magary. Everything he writes is like that. The Communist Guide to the Olympics was golden.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:09 am to
He's probably Deadspin's most well-known writer.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155354 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:12 am to
the haters guide to the cfb top 25 towards the end of every summer is usually pretty awesome.
Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27871 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:16 am to
He's a funny guy. Writes for a lot of places other than Deadspin. His book is awesome.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:17 am to
That was a decent read...
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:38 am to
I agree with one of the comments after the column: I don't hate Lewis but I love the article.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 8:45 am to
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and every scorekeeper credits you with a tackle if your pinky finger happens to touch the pile, and you're hopped up on Bambi's antlers. Let's not suck Ray-Ray's dick too hard. There are other human beings on the Ravens defense, you know. That a-hole isn't doing it all by himself. Oh, but I'm sure he lent them his God Powerups


Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24847 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 9:29 am to
Cracked a smile when I got to this:

"Ray Lewis's success is proof that God loves all of you. And by "God," I mean Ray Lewis. And by "all of you," I mean Ray Lewis, too."


That article was great for what it was. Entertainment.
Posted by GameUsedTiger
Member since Jan 2012
250 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 9:44 am to
Best one liner i have heard is ----> Ray Lewis' pregame dance is just shaking the DNA eveidence off
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40757 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 10:43 am to
quote:

I think its spot on. Its a pretty intelligent article, so the blind Ray Ray pole smokers may not be able to understand it.


uh yeah...this this this this
Posted by jimithing11
Dillon, Texas
Member since Mar 2011
22471 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 10:44 am to
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my new favorite
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