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Texas WR writes poem calling Trump a white supremecist & compares to CFB slavery

Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:32 pm
Posted by HeLeakin
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Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:32 pm
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Texas WR Lil'Jordan Humphrey is from Southlake, TX, by the way.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:32 pm to
Is Lil' his first name?
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3310 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:33 pm to
It's Lil'Jordan
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:34 pm to
At least hes not a hyphenated.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79069 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:34 pm to
Soft as Charmin. Carry on Aggie
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53782 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Lil'


Seriously, stopped reading right there.

Just quit playing college football. Oh, it's slavery, I guess he can't.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:35 pm to
Roses are Red
Violets are faggy
This guy writes poetry
He should be an Aggy
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37134 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:39 pm to
This guy must really hate the Democratic Party then
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35487 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:41 pm to
quote:

I used to believe in that dream


Dude, you're getting a free first-class education.

I don't know your academic record or your financial sitution but it probably helped that you can catch a foosball.

Getting a College education you would might otherwise not have...because you can catch a foosball, as Don King would say:

Only in America
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76518 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:43 pm to
That's an awful poem regardless of politics

How many times you gonna end with the word "free"?
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 5:43 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145145 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:44 pm to
Basic arse rhyming scheme gets a D+
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 5:44 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145145 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:46 pm to
All a&m, all the time. Even in a UT poetry thread
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68455 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:47 pm to
He is awake and enlightened

This a-hole is just a spoiled entitled prick
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35487 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:47 pm to
The entire 3rd stanza is men and again and again and men.

It reminds me of Happy Gilmore.

Just stay out of my way
or you'll pay!
LISTEN to what I say!

Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay,
make things out of clay,
lay by the bay?
I just may!
What'd ya say?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37578 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:49 pm to
I’m sure he’s very well versed on Trumps politics like most liberals.

And by well versed I mean: “Trump does it, it’s bad”.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9928 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

All a&m, all the time. Even in a UT poetry thread


Hey bra, I think this is the first Aggy joke I've ever made on this site, but if you want to fight about it, or make out, I'm right here.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36460 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:54 pm to
It must be so rough to have so many fans rooting for you from the stands while you earn a college education and get to play the sport that you love. I just don’t know how they handle all of that oppression all the time. Makes me want to take a nap just thinking about it.
This post was edited on 7/14/18 at 5:55 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25523 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 5:57 pm to
...and there goes whatever respect I had for him (which may have been zero to begin with)
Posted by Hurricane Mike
Member since Jun 2008
20059 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 6:00 pm to
I think his exact words were:

"What do you have to lose?"
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66413 posts
Posted on 7/14/18 at 6:01 pm to
He should be poet laureate. Profound how he was able to rhyme words with themselves. Free and free, dream and dream. Incredible
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