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re: Running up the score never bothered me, but know what did?

Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:12 am to
Posted by SlushPuppie
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:12 am to
you continue to be one of the shittiest posters on this site
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:13 am to
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Let's say there were 64 kids there. Seven coaches would have a draft of 8 rounds (actually probably 7 rounds since every coach had a son in the league), and the 8 un-picked kids were the 8th team. That team got boatraced every game.



this doesn't make any sense

who is coaching these kids? why does this 8th coach get stuck with the shitty kids? why doesn't he get to draft?

what the frick?

Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:14 am to
When I wasn’t on a school team, my league didn’t have a draft. Players could request to be on a coach’s team. This was almost always kids who went to the same school with the son of the coach.

Everyone else who didn’t select a team was put on a roster based on zip code. My team was about half kids like me who were assigned via zip code and half players who requested the specific team.

I think most teams were like that except for the team that was all Jehovah-Jireh kids. They had a different name back then, I think.

There were no terrible teams in that league. When it came to the school leagues, by far the worst team everyone faced in baseball or basketball was Baton Rouge Lutheran. Those poor kids got mercy ruled by damn near everyone.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:15 am to
You should be getting double OweO level shite.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:15 am to
It’s tough to tell if you are that committed to trolling or just a complete and total retard
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:15 am to
I wonder if the OP is just describing the plot of Mighty Ducks back when they were called District 5.
Posted by TigerMyth36
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:17 am to
Nope. I only played a little baseball for about 4 or 5 years as a kid. I seem to remember them testing our skills and then fairly evenly distributing the players. We had a mix of good bad and terrible players.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:17 am to
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Why wasn't the 8th team/coach allowed to draft?

Good question. Maybe only seven coaches had signed up at the time.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:19 am to
quote:

When I wasn’t on a school team, my league didn’t have a draft. Players could request to be on a coach’s team. This was almost always kids who went to the same school with the son of the coach.

Everyone else who didn’t select a team was put on a roster based on zip code. My team was about half kids like me who were assigned via zip code and half players who requested the specific team.


this is how I remember teams getting selected as well
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:24 am to
quote:

When I wasn’t on a school team, my league didn’t have a draft. Players could request to be on a coach’s team. This was almost always kids who went to the same school with the son of the coach.

Everyone else who didn’t select a team was put on a roster based on zip code. My team was about half kids like me who were assigned via zip code and half players who requested the specific team.
That's how it is for my kids now.

I grew up in a small town though, so I know we had coaches do actual drafts, I also participated in a couple when I was 18 and coached as well. Coaches would obviously automatically get to keep their kid or brother, then they were allowed to freeze another player, or something like that.

But from there, it was just a standard draft.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:27 am to
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Good question. Maybe only seven coaches had signed up at the time.


That's usually what happens. they have to beg and borrow a last coach to show up, and that guy gets somehow stuck with the crappy kids.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:36 am to
I love your bits
This post was edited on 2/21/20 at 10:37 am
Posted by xiv
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:37 am to
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That's usually what happens. they have to beg and borrow a last coach to show up, and that guy gets somehow stuck with the crappy kids.
You have no idea how happy this reply has made me.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:39 am to
Are they usually attorneys who have to do court-ordered community service because of DUIs?
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:39 am to
Can't say I ever played in a league like this, I just represented my school colors. #SASLions4Lyfe
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:39 am to
Ironically, it's always my personal anecdotes that get the most responses accusing me of trolling.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:41 am to
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Are they usually attorneys who have to do court-ordered community service because of DUIs?

I hope so because that's awesome

But I have no recollection of who these men were.
Posted by xiv
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39508 posts
Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:49 am to
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Dear Facebook:

Why don't people like me.
I did this bit at end of the OP, but good to see where your instincts lie.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 10:52 am to
Are you watching the Bad News Bears again?
Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 2/21/20 at 11:12 am to
My rec basketball league was really well organized, i thought. Standard "try-out" with some drills and a short scrimmage to give the coaches a chance to rank the players to their own liking.

The wrinkle was that the other coaches in the league graded each coach's son, and the coach had to draft their kid in that round. So, you didn't just automatically get your son who was the best player in the league and another first round pick. If your son was that good, he was your first round pick and then you pick again in round 2. if your son got a 2nd round grade, you picked a first rounder, then your son, then a 3rd rounder. and so on and so forth.
This post was edited on 2/21/20 at 11:13 am
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