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Knight of Old
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Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode

His 'plays' (media stunts, crotch-grabbing) carry no rational consistency. I appreciate his raw and undeniable abilities but my opinion is now that he is motivated more by a petulant narcissicim that anything else.
Likes to play with his junk in public


emanresu
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Can't wait for the excuse. "He has a fear of not playing with himself in public."


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TexasTiger1185
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Whatever.

He kicked some serious ass.


goldenbadger08
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Lynch received a fine of $11,050 for making a similar gesture as he dove into the end zone at the end of his 79-yard touchdown run against the Cardinals in late December.
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Additionally, Lynch did not make himself available to the media postgame. He was fined $100,000 this season for failing to adhere to the NFL's media policy earlier this season.
How many breaks is this guy going to get? frick. Just suspend him already. He obviously needs an attitude adjustment.


castorinho
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boom roasted
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.


shel311
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I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread
Solid prediction!!

He did what with his crotch? I'm soooooo offended!!!!!


Knight of Old
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
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Whatever.
The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.


Knight of Old
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
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I am predicting a bunch of sissies in this thread.
Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.


castorinho
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Chill the frick out bro, no hugs



Handshakes only





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Silky Johnston
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Hold my diiiiiiiiick!!!


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boom roasted
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
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Used to be, punks who liked to play with their junk in public were the sissies.
Tell us more.

I'm surprised that someone with supreme intelligence like yourself lets such petty acts of another with whom he has absolutely no contact or affiliation bother him. Maybe it's all an act?
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Knight of Old
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Tell us more.
Opinion vs. opinion.

Tell you what: I have a real job to get to so I can't stick around to disabuse you any longer, right now. However, if Crotch Man and the Seahawks win that game, you can eat in my field and laugh in my face.

Until then, have fun playing with yourself.


AngryBeavers
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.


udtiger
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Actually, Mike Greenberg (yeah, I know) made a good point about this this morning.

By rule, the ref could have flagged Lynch (and Seattle) for unsportsmanlike conduct for that gesture. So, now, instead of 2 yards, the Seahawks would have had to convert a 17 yard conversion for 2 points.

Considering how badly GB played that extra point(s), it may not have mattered. But if it had, there'd be a lot of people pissed off at "Beast Mode."


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TexasTiger1185
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The 21st Century's refuge for intellectual indolence.


I'm sorry, was I supposed to care about lynch grabbing his nuts in celebration? Because I don't. And you shouldn't.


Ivan The Terrible
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Member since Jul 2013
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
I do what I want.



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Ivan The Terrible
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I bet he will look back at all the fines he has paid over his career and regret acting the way he has. He has left a lot of money on the table.

He's going to get a contract with Skittles. So it's all good.


Chad504boy
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Was praying for this to happen last night


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D011ahbi11
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re: Marshawn Lynch: From Beast Mode to Crotch Mode
Suspend him for grabbing his dick and not talking to the media? Ok.


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