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re: Landon Collins knocked up 3 girls, got engaged to a 4th and wants food stamps
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:29 pm to lsufball19
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:29 pm to lsufball19
quote:It really doesn't matter. If a chick digs you, she digs you. Some chicks make better decisions than others long term, but I have personally experienced it with hot, white professional chicks when I was less than stable and pretty much living wildly.
what were their positions in life when y'all were conceived?
2006: Health care administrator - Met her Magic City Classic weekend. She worked with a friend at UAB. I woke up from a nap after all the festivities to find her and my other friend still up hanging out at 6 a.m. They all leave us alone up front. I introduce myself and talk about 3 minutes. 15 minutes later I sprayed her guts.
2006: Accountant - rich, spoiled girl that comes into the restaurant I was serving at. Her and her friend invite me over that night for drinks. The plan initially was for me to hook up with the friend, but I wasn't feeling her. The accountant had a boyfriend and he would be there. The text me later that night and I declined. 2 weeks later the accountant texts me telling me to come to a hotel to hang out. I was bored so I went. Get over there and the fat friend is on the bed and she is in the bathroom. The friend leaves and 30 minutes later I'm spraying her guts. Sprayed them again 45 minutes after that.
2013: HR Manager - Met her at a karaoke bar in B'ham. We text sporadically for a year and a half. Hit her up one day out of the blue while in B'ham. We get a room and bang for 5 hours straight. Go out with her friends that night to a different karaoke bar. Meet a psychiatrist and try to pull of the three way, but it didn't work. Guts sprayed
2013: Psychiatrist - Since I couldn't close the deal on the three way I circled back to her 2 weeks later. Sprayed her guts 3 times on her couch. I fell in love with her long wavy hair and geek glasses. I should have wifed her.
There are plenty more examples. My point is that you can't put a chick on a pedestal because of her career or socioeconomic status.
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Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:33 pm to MontyFranklyn
his twitter was open to the public this morning
now its protected,only confirmed followers can see it
now its protected,only confirmed followers can see it
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:36 pm to MontyFranklyn
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MontyFranklyn
People are saying that smart girls with money won't let some random dude cum inside of them, not that they won't have random hookups. Although, maybe you are claiming that you screwed these women without a condom, which just seems retarded for both involved.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:36 pm to MontyFranklyn
quote:
There are plenty more examples. My point is that you can't put a chick on a pedestal because of her career or socioeconomic status.
how many of those chicks pulled the goalie to try to get pregnant? that's the biog difference, as i already said in another post. welfare queens try to get pregnant. girls with a career try not to unless they're married. sure accidents happen, but not at the rate these "accidents" happen in another demographic. or do you think all these guys making child support payments to multiple different baby mommas are just unlucky?
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:38 pm to DestrehanTiger
quote:It was very irresponsible on both parts. Luckily they all were on the pill.
People are saying that smart girls with money won't let some random dude cum inside of them, not that they won't have random hookups. Although, maybe you are claiming that you screwed these women without a condom, which just seems retarded for both involved.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:42 pm to lsufball19
quote:I think we were on the same page. I'm just suggesting that I would have aimed a little higher if I were him. If you have an accident with one of them you'd be far better off. I really wish I had knocked up the psychiatrist
how many of those chicks pulled the goalie to try to get pregnant? that's the biog difference, as i already said in another post. welfare queens try to get pregnant. girls with a career try not to unless they're married. sure accidents happen, but not at the rate these "accidents" happen in another demographic. or do you think all these guys making child support payments to multiple different baby mommas are just unlucky?
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:45 pm to MontyFranklyn
quote:
I think we were on the same page. I'm just suggesting that I would have aimed a little higher if I were him. If you have an accident with one of them you'd be far better off. I really wish I had knocked up the psychiatrist
yeah i'm not going to pretend that i didn't have some irresponsible and regrettable nights (in hindsight) when I was younger, but I also was at least smart enough to wrap up if I didn't KNOW the girl was on the pill. My biggest fear as a younger version of myself was getting a girl pregnant. shite even being engaged and financially stable it still terrifies me i feel like too many of these athletes, and other fathers of a bunch of kids out of wedlock, just don't "get it" or just flat out don't care. it's sad, and moreso for the children
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 3/21/16 at 4:49 pm to lsufball19
Hell I've had the same girlfriend for nearly 5.5 years now and would flip out if she got pregnant. And we are getting married this September. We are still going to wait probably 5 years to have a kid. I'll never understand the lack of forethought from some folks.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 5:12 pm to cas4t
Met an astronaut at a laundromat, seven seconds later - sprayed on her guts.
Met a prime minister in a trader Joe's, talked to her about plums for four minutes sprayed her guts.
Met a prime minister in a trader Joe's, talked to her about plums for four minutes sprayed her guts.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 5:22 pm to Tingle
You can take the kid out of Louisiana but can't take the Louisiana out of the kid.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 5:23 pm to Maximus
quote:
I think the fiancé one is the girl who's mom delivered him to bama.
whose
this brings up terrible memories.
Damn Landon said on the radio that he had a "warm feeling" about one of the Bama assistant coach's wives. Seemed like a step down from Kiffin/UTk using coeds.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 5:32 pm to CelticDog
Another idiot in America. Shocking.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 6:01 pm to Govt Tide
Well, from what I can tell, he's not related to any of the women in question, so he clearly didn't learn any of this at bama.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 6:01 pm to Govt Tide
quote:
You can take the kid out of Louisiana but can't take the Louisiana out of the kid.
I see you've been to the sec rant and wanted to take credit for the bad joke made over there
Posted on 3/21/16 at 6:24 pm to LSUMJ
Bama trash gonna bama trash.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 6:56 pm to Roaad
Still mad he signed with Bama
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:00 pm to LSUMJ
Such discipline, intelligence, and self control. Its amazing that nearly 100% of these kids are able to maintain passing grades at top tier state universities.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:07 pm to LSUMastermind
quote:
foh with that food stamp talk.
But since he isn't married to the various trashy cleat chasers his income doesn't matter when it comes to stamps.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 7:17 pm to tylercsbn9
these guys should sell stud fees.
Breed him to a few strong Pine Bluff women, park 'em on food stamps, help out the Razorbacks in 20 years.
Breed him to a few strong Pine Bluff women, park 'em on food stamps, help out the Razorbacks in 20 years.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:32 pm to LSUMJ
Good, Landon....GOOOOOD. Let the gump flow through you.
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