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re: Ivy League Private Equity Deal Template on the heels of the Utah deal
Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:14 pm to Triggerduckman
Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:14 pm to Triggerduckman
Who cares.
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Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:22 pm to Triggerduckman
Fukkkk u for using a LLM to write a post you lazy piece of shite
Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:30 pm to Triggerduckman
Words hurt my head
Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:33 pm to Triggerduckman
This is straight from ChatGPT, we really shouldn’t pride ourselves on our ability to generate an AI prompt.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 7:49 pm to Triggerduckman
On another note, here's a glimpse into how Ivy League schools 'party' for their big games! 
Posted on 12/15/25 at 8:27 pm to Triggerduckman
I'll bet that you thought that was funny in your head before you posted it.
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:15 pm to Triggerduckman
I didn’t read one sentence of that post.
But I did say when NIL was made legal
What would stop an Ivy League team from buying the best team in the country
Posted on 12/15/25 at 9:52 pm to Triggerduckman
TL;DL
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:36 pm to Triggerduckman
This has to translate to wins and losses. Without increased competitive teams there will be zero tv contracts. In order to increase wins you will need to attract and retain superior talent and coaching. Without those ingredients, this will not work in the long term.
This post was edited on 12/15/25 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 12/15/25 at 10:37 pm to Triggerduckman
Thanks chat gpt
Posted on 12/16/25 at 12:13 am to Triggerduckman
TL:DR
Posted on 12/16/25 at 2:59 am to Rohan Gravy
Absolutely nothing. Columbia University, where my daughters graduated from. Has a $15 billion endowment vs LSU’s $750 million endowment. Harvard, Yale and Princeton have even larger endowments. The Ivy League would become super power of college football, with almost unlimited budgets to pay the best and brightest college athletes. They would put a hurt on the SEC. It may eventually happen but not in my short life span.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:07 am to Triggerduckman
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it would look very different from Utah-style PE deals,
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Structure: • Ivy League forms a for-profit subsidiary (or licenses rights to one) • PE acquires a minority stake (10–25%) • Term: 15–25 years • Returns via revenue share, not control
Your ChatGPT slop proposed the LITERAL same structure as the Utah deal.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:39 am to Triggerduckman
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Columbia University, where my daughters graduated from
You keep bragging, but no one cares
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:34 am to Triggerduckman
looks like chatgpt
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:37 am to Triggerduckman
AI garbage
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:38 am to Triggerduckman
Ban people who copy and paste from chat gpt
Posted on 12/16/25 at 10:54 am to Triggerduckman
I like turtles!
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:27 am to DCtiger1
I’m proud of my children. I’ll shout from the rooftops their accomplishments and no one will stop me so STFU.
Posted on 12/16/25 at 11:48 am to Triggerduckman
Cool, this is an LSU message board and you're posting about your kids Ivy League educations and shite about Ivy League NIL.
No one gives a frick.
No one gives a frick.
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