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Ex Brave Furcal facing charges

Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:17 pm
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
54237 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:17 pm


Former major league shortstop Rafael Furcal is facing felony charges in South Florida, authorities said.

The former All-Star turned himself in at the Broward County jail on Wednesday and was released on bond a short time later, according to court records. He's charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and throwing a missile into public or private dwelling.

How do you obtain a missile?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
22654 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:18 pm to
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throwing a missile


Missed his calling as a relief pitcher,
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37438 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:18 pm to
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He's charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and throwing a missile into public or private dwelling.


FRAG OUT
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55752 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:22 pm to
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throwing a missile



Is this a metaphor? Because he always had a great arm.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20700 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 4:50 pm to
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How do you obtain a missile?

Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5951 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:02 pm to
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throwing a missile into public or private dwelling

WTF?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:04 pm to
Probably threw a brick through a window
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15645 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:10 pm to
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Is this a metaphor? Because he always had a great arm


I remember our student handbook in junior high had a spot in the rules section about “throwing missiles” we laughed because, well how the hell we going to get missiles. It was then explained to us that the definition of a missile is-
an object which is forcibly propelled at a target, either by hand or from a mechanical weapon.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6858 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:10 pm to
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How do you obtain a missile?
Pretty much anything propelled by force is considered a missile.
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
17246 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 5:33 pm to
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Pretty much anything propelled by force is considered a missile.
Your mother the missile connoisseur
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
89115 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:07 pm to
I mean, he did have a rocket arm
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
18095 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:23 pm to
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he did have a rocket arm


Yeah he did. Good leadoff hitter too. Was he switch?

Bobby Cox used to call him Fooky.
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
3523 posts
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:02 pm to
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the definition of a missile is-
an object which is forcibly propelled at a target, either by hand or from a mechanical weapon.


Bro got a rubber band & shot a paper wasp
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
32666 posts
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:58 am to
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Missed his calling as a relief pitcher,



Dude could seriously torch some balls over to first. No surprise he would continue that ability outside the game.
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