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re: Derek Jeter finally married, Congrats Jeter

Posted on 7/10/16 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 7/10/16 at 8:17 pm to
Derek HERPES Jeter finally got married. Congrats to Herpes man.


Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35637 posts
Posted on 7/10/16 at 11:03 pm to
According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in 2015 about one out of six people in the United States aged 14 to 49 have genital herpes.

The overall genital herpes statistic is probably higher, the CDC stated, genital herpes statistics are usually quoted at closer to 25 percent for women and 10 percent for men, but most of these people don’t even know they have it.


Derek Jeter is an epidemic.
Posted by jamal
Places Unknown
Member since Jan 2013
11081 posts
Posted on 7/10/16 at 11:14 pm to
Jessica Alba the best on the list.
Posted by JackVincennes
NOLA
Member since Jan 2014
3913 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 9:42 am to
quote:

Derek HERPES Jeter finally got married. Congrats to Herpes man.

Says the guy who probably has it but doesn't know it yet. Are we really making fun of a guy with THAT list?!
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29436 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 12:55 pm to
Meter is one of those guys I legitimately hope are as cool in real life as they seem. I'd actually be upset if I found out Jeter was a douche.
Posted by NWLA Tiguh12
Member since Jul 2015
2402 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 1:33 pm to
He should have married Minka Kelly.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 2:27 pm to
Alba and Minka Kelly have been my top 2 for like 10 years +

Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10335 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 2:51 pm to
The ultimate irony is that he played for the same team his entire 20-year career and probably never even entertained the thought of going anywhere else.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23672 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

I'd actually be upset if I found out Jeter was a douche.

well, yeah... um, about that...
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 7/11/16 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

He could have destroyed Wilt's record easily



One of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard of, and I it's absurd people believe he actually slept with that many women. There's no way in hell he did.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23833 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:07 am to
Not entirely impossible. He would have had to have slept with an average of 2 women per night for 30 years. Rock Stars get reversed gang banged on a reg so I'm sure Wilt could have pulled it off
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 10:15 am to
His habit of ramming walls after he has already completed the play was learned from the bedroom
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6568 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 11:24 am to
Only Yankee to get a ring this decade.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:24 pm to
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he gave everyone of them the herpes!! Just think about that the next time u wanna fantasize about one of them




I would gladly take the chance at getting the herp if I could bag Alba or his wifey. Or a couple others on that list tbh.

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Not entirely impossible. He would have had to have slept with an average of 2 women per night for 30 years. Rock Stars get reversed gang banged on a reg so I'm sure Wilt could have pulled it off


And Wilt had orgies with like 20 women. So that raises the numbers a bit
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35637 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:52 pm to
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And Wilt had orgies with like 20 women. So that raises the numbers a bit


There are like completely conflicting reports. Wilt says he slept with a crazy amount of women; his teammates say he said that to cover up the fact that he wasn't a ladies man...
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:54 pm to
Interesting, like he was gay or just had no game?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35637 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 1:57 pm to
Nobody knows, but there are interviews with former teammates saying he went back to his hotel room alone most of the time and he seemed uncomfortable around women but no one really thought about gay back then.

Wilt never got married, never had kids.

Bill Simmons thinks Wilt was gay.

Jerry West (or another one of Wilt's teammates during that era) said he never saw Wilt with a woman, despite his reputation as a promiscuous playboy.
quote:


Wilt likely invented his playboy status to cover up the fact he was gay/bisexual and people claim to the fact Wilt never had any out-of-wedlock kids despite supposedly being with 20,000 women and nobody used contraception back then.
This post was edited on 7/13/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Wilt never got married, never had kids.
One is provable; the other not so much.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3265 posts
Posted on 7/13/16 at 4:09 pm to
He definitely has a badass nudes folder on his computer somewhere.
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