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DAT 5/3: Astros (Bolton) @ Red Sox (Suarez) 12:35 PM
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:51 am
Posted on 5/3/26 at 8:51 am
Dana was right, taste it DAT haters.
For Brice.
There were saddened hearts in Mudville for a week or even more;
There were muttered oaths and curses- every fan in town was sore.
"Just think," said one, "how soft it looked with Casey at the bat,
And then to think he'd go and spring a bush league trick like that!"
All his past fame was forgotten- he was now a hopeless "shine."
They called him "Strike-Out Casey," from the mayor down the line;
And as he came to bat each day his bosom heaved a sigh,
While a look of hopeless fury shone in mighty Casey's eye.
He pondered in the days gone by that he had been their king,
That when he strolled up to the plate they made the welkin ring;
But now his nerve had vanished, for when he heard them hoot
He "fanned" or "popped out" daily, like some minor league recruit.
He soon began to sulk and loaf, his batting eye went lame;
No home runs on the score card now were chalked against his name;
The fans without exception gave the manager no peace,
For one and all kept clamoring for Casey's quick release.
The Mudville squad began to slump, the team was in the air;
Their playing went from bad to worse - nobody seemed to care.
"Back to the woods with Casey!" was the cry from Rooters' Row.
"Get some one who can hit the ball, and let that big dub go!"
The lane is long, some one has said, that never turns again,
And Fate, though fickle, often gives another chance to men;
And Casey smiled; his rugged face no longer wore a frown-
The pitcher who had started all the trouble came to town.
All Mudville had assembled - ten thousand fans had come
To see the twirler who had put big Casey on the bum;
And when he stepped into the box, the multitude went wild;
He doffed his cap in proud disdain, but Casey only smiled.
"Play ball!" the umpire's voice rang out, and then the game began.
But in that throng of thousands there was not a single fan
Who thought that Mudville had a chance, and with the setting sun
Their hopes sank low- the rival team was leading "four to one."
The last half of the ninth came round, with no change in the score;
But when the first man up hit safe, the crowd began to roar;
The din increased, the echo of ten thousand shouts was heard
When the pitcher hit the second and gave "four balls" to the third.
Three men on base - nobody out - three runs to tie the game!
A triple meant the highest niche in Mudville's hall of fame;
But here the rally ended and the gloom was deep as night,
When the fourth one "fouled to catcher" and the fifth "flew out to right."
A dismal groan in chorus came; a scowl was on each face
When Casey walked up, bat in hand, and slowly took his place;
His bloodshot eyes in fury gleamed, his teeth were clenched in hate;
He gave his cap a vicious hook and pounded on the plate.
But fame is fleeting as the wind and glory fades away;
There were no wild and woolly cheers, no glad acclaim this day;
They hissed and groaned and hooted as they clamored: "Strike him out!"
But Casey gave no outward sign that he had heard this shout.
The pitcher smiled and cut one loose - across the plate it sped;
Another hiss, another groan. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
Zip! Like a shot the second curve broke just below the knee.
"Strike two!" the umpire roared aloud; but Casey made no plea.
No roasting for the umpire now - his was an easy lot;
But here the pitcher whirled again- was that a rifle shot?
A whack, a crack, and out through the space the leather pellet flew,
A blot against the distant sky, a speck against the blue.
Above the fence in center field in rapid whirling flight
The sphere sailed on - the blot grew dim and then was lost to sight.
Ten thousand hats were thrown in air, ten thousand threw a fit,
But no one ever found the ball that mighty Casey hit.
O, somewhere in this favored land dark clouds may hide the sun,
And somewhere bands no longer play and children have no fun!
And somewhere over blighted lives there hangs a heavy pall,
But Mudville hearts are happy now, for Casey hit the ball.
For Brice.
There were saddened hearts in Mudville for a week or even more;
There were muttered oaths and curses- every fan in town was sore.
"Just think," said one, "how soft it looked with Casey at the bat,
And then to think he'd go and spring a bush league trick like that!"
All his past fame was forgotten- he was now a hopeless "shine."
They called him "Strike-Out Casey," from the mayor down the line;
And as he came to bat each day his bosom heaved a sigh,
While a look of hopeless fury shone in mighty Casey's eye.
He pondered in the days gone by that he had been their king,
That when he strolled up to the plate they made the welkin ring;
But now his nerve had vanished, for when he heard them hoot
He "fanned" or "popped out" daily, like some minor league recruit.
He soon began to sulk and loaf, his batting eye went lame;
No home runs on the score card now were chalked against his name;
The fans without exception gave the manager no peace,
For one and all kept clamoring for Casey's quick release.
The Mudville squad began to slump, the team was in the air;
Their playing went from bad to worse - nobody seemed to care.
"Back to the woods with Casey!" was the cry from Rooters' Row.
"Get some one who can hit the ball, and let that big dub go!"
The lane is long, some one has said, that never turns again,
And Fate, though fickle, often gives another chance to men;
And Casey smiled; his rugged face no longer wore a frown-
The pitcher who had started all the trouble came to town.
All Mudville had assembled - ten thousand fans had come
To see the twirler who had put big Casey on the bum;
And when he stepped into the box, the multitude went wild;
He doffed his cap in proud disdain, but Casey only smiled.
"Play ball!" the umpire's voice rang out, and then the game began.
But in that throng of thousands there was not a single fan
Who thought that Mudville had a chance, and with the setting sun
Their hopes sank low- the rival team was leading "four to one."
The last half of the ninth came round, with no change in the score;
But when the first man up hit safe, the crowd began to roar;
The din increased, the echo of ten thousand shouts was heard
When the pitcher hit the second and gave "four balls" to the third.
Three men on base - nobody out - three runs to tie the game!
A triple meant the highest niche in Mudville's hall of fame;
But here the rally ended and the gloom was deep as night,
When the fourth one "fouled to catcher" and the fifth "flew out to right."
A dismal groan in chorus came; a scowl was on each face
When Casey walked up, bat in hand, and slowly took his place;
His bloodshot eyes in fury gleamed, his teeth were clenched in hate;
He gave his cap a vicious hook and pounded on the plate.
But fame is fleeting as the wind and glory fades away;
There were no wild and woolly cheers, no glad acclaim this day;
They hissed and groaned and hooted as they clamored: "Strike him out!"
But Casey gave no outward sign that he had heard this shout.
The pitcher smiled and cut one loose - across the plate it sped;
Another hiss, another groan. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
Zip! Like a shot the second curve broke just below the knee.
"Strike two!" the umpire roared aloud; but Casey made no plea.
No roasting for the umpire now - his was an easy lot;
But here the pitcher whirled again- was that a rifle shot?
A whack, a crack, and out through the space the leather pellet flew,
A blot against the distant sky, a speck against the blue.
Above the fence in center field in rapid whirling flight
The sphere sailed on - the blot grew dim and then was lost to sight.
Ten thousand hats were thrown in air, ten thousand threw a fit,
But no one ever found the ball that mighty Casey hit.
O, somewhere in this favored land dark clouds may hide the sun,
And somewhere bands no longer play and children have no fun!
And somewhere over blighted lives there hangs a heavy pall,
But Mudville hearts are happy now, for Casey hit the ball.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 9:15 am to Uncle Mike23
Lord Bolton is ready to throw strikes
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:45 am to Uncle Mike23
DATers hate creative writing. It requires reading comprehension. I however appreciate your effort.
I mean, it's hella gay but a good effort nonetheless.
I mean, it's hella gay but a good effort nonetheless.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:31 pm to Jwho77
Brice working on being your regular centerfielder. If only he could hit
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:35 pm to CSinLC
Popped in to see what was going on. This place is a ghost town these days. We truly have abandoned all hope lol.
Sell, sell, sell. Fire, fire, fire
Sell, sell, sell. Fire, fire, fire
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:36 pm to Pistols Firing 12
Just a boring game so far.
Bolton did a nice job. Gonna need a hero effort out of Blubaugh to escape without a run
Wow look at Isaac being an athlete. Great pick Walk
Bolton did a nice job. Gonna need a hero effort out of Blubaugh to escape without a run
Wow look at Isaac being an athlete. Great pick Walk
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:51 pm to CSinLC
Time for the bullpen. Here’s where we fail
But wait…
But wait…
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:15 pm to CSinLC
Stranding a small village on the base paths and of course dog shite Duran (yes I pumped his tires this offseason in trade talks) is going to have the one swing that’s the difference in the game.
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:37 pm to TigerFan91
Perfect throw by Vazquez
Bluball falling apart
Bluball falling apart
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:38 pm to CSinLC
Joe really going to let Blubaugh collapse out there? I get options are limited but he’s clearly gassed even after the leadoff walk
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:39 pm to CSinLC
We had 2nd and 3rd no outs and got one run in with Tuve out at 3rd?
Im in Sulphur following high school shite and thought the DAT might have an answer, but knowing Altuve, I can figure it out. LOL
Im in Sulphur following high school shite and thought the DAT might have an answer, but knowing Altuve, I can figure it out. LOL
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:41 pm to wahoocs
Sharp liner to left caught. Both runners tagged, Tuve trailed the lead runner and the throw was so up the line away from the plate the catcher had to make a pretty simple throw to get in.
Probably too risky but Tuve gonna Tuve and then throw from Duran was pretty uncompetitive considering Walker was the runner
Probably too risky but Tuve gonna Tuve and then throw from Duran was pretty uncompetitive considering Walker was the runner
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 2:42 pm to TigerFan91
Hell yea Blubaugh and Joe. I’ll gladly eat the crow and look like a crybaby moron again
Damn Yord has scolded some balls with no luck this weekend
Vazquez is such a damn pro
Damn Yord has scolded some balls with no luck this weekend
Vazquez is such a damn pro
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:33 pm to TigerFan91
O/u 9.5 pitches before Abreu ends this game?
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:36 pm to 5 Deep
4x4=16 so I’ll take over
This fricking dick head man
This fricking dick head man
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:40 pm to TigerFan91
Abreu is fricking retarded
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:40 pm to DalenSA
Put Anthony on. If Montesario beats you DFA BA tomorrow
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:40 pm to TigerFan91
Oh look Abreu with a new way to screw up
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:41 pm to Jwho77
How on earth is pitching to Anthony even considered here
Nvm Abreu is behind him. But still
Sheesh I’ll gladly be a big wrong pussy again
Nvm Abreu is behind him. But still
Sheesh I’ll gladly be a big wrong pussy again
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 3:43 pm
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