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7-year-old Cowboys fan writes brutal letter to Jerry Jones: 'WE SUCK'
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:39 am
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:39 am
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"Dear Mr. Jones," the letter begins. "My name is Rylan Wood. I am a 7-year-old 2nd grade student in Mansfield, Texas. My family has been Dallas Cowboys fans since the team was started. I have a lot of Cowboy gear and I have met ‘Zeke, Taco, Jason Witten and two other players who play on other teams.
"You have made my mom very mad because WE SUCK! Every game day she is yelling at the TV and turns off the game. We are wanting to believe in the boys but its hard. I hope 'Coach Garrett' is clapping if this letter gets to you. See what happens when Dez X is gone?? The cheerleaders are better than the team this year. I do not want to hurt your feelings.
"Thank you, Rylan"
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Jimenez thought the letter was so funny that she figured she’d post it to Facebook before sending it off in the mail.
"I laughed and laughed before I posted it," Jimenez said. "But he’s saying what everyone is thinking."
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 10:41 am
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:43 am to TechDawg2007
amen brotha
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:45 am to TechDawg2007
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:46 am to TechDawg2007
i bet his full name is Rylen Reign Westland
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:47 am to TechDawg2007
It’s not all about your mom kid.
But I do hate that the Cowboys get all these nationally televised games they don’t deserve. You know how good the night schedules could be if we wouldn’t get jammed with a sub 500 Dallas team every few weeks?
But I do hate that the Cowboys get all these nationally televised games they don’t deserve. You know how good the night schedules could be if we wouldn’t get jammed with a sub 500 Dallas team every few weeks?
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:48 am to TechDawg2007
Dear kid.
I make more money than God off this team and I'm still trying to prove that I can build a championship team myself without Jimmy Johnson. So I don't care.
Thanks,
Jerry
I make more money than God off this team and I'm still trying to prove that I can build a championship team myself without Jimmy Johnson. So I don't care.
Thanks,
Jerry
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 11/8/18 at 10:59 am to lsutigers1992
Dear Kid,
I banged your mother 15 years ago.
Thanks,
Jerry Jones
I banged your mother 15 years ago.
Thanks,
Jerry Jones
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 11:01 am
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:16 am to TechDawg2007
Jerry Jones don't give a frick about winning. They could go 0-16 and still have fans show up and buy jerseys. The fans need to hit his pocketbook in order to get something done.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:16 am to Chad504boy
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:17 am to TechDawg2007
Without looking, I’m going to guess that this child’s mother is one of those Facebook supermoms who post EVERYTHING on the internet..
5% chance the kid wrote that letter.. hope she got the attention she was craving
5% chance the kid wrote that letter.. hope she got the attention she was craving
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:19 am to TechDawg2007
quote:
"I laughed and laughed before I posted it," Jimenez said.
Sounds like a winner family.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:23 am to DelU249
quote:This was the last straw for me. I think I might have watched 3 Cowboys games since that season. I've never seen a staff completely botch a QB transition that hard before. Let the rookie learn behind the veteran QB? Nah frick that. Force the statistically best QB in franchise history into retirement by refusing to take the rookie off the field.
Push your very good quarterback into retirement to make room for an unproven guy who ends up sucking.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:23 am to TechDawg2007
the cowboys have won the nfc east twice since his balls dropped. this kid can frick right off.
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 11:24 am
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:24 am to TechDawg2007
Cowboys ain't winning another title till Jerry sells or dies.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:25 am to DelU249
Would have been better.. Weird cause my brother turned 14 few months ago and he’s a complete a-hole as well.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:35 am to SeeeeK
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Cowboys ain't winning another title till Jerry sells or dies.
I hope he lives to 150.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 11:41 am to TechDawg2007
Yes, I'm sure a 7-year-old wrote that letter.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:17 pm to AbitaFan08
quote:
Rylan
quote:
his mom
Good Lord
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:22 pm to CQQ
Definitely missed that part. 
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:22 pm to CQQ
quote:
Good Lord
I remember a name like that from HS.
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