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re: Ok, guess it's time to starting signing up volunteers
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:33 pm to Y.A. Tittle
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:33 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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Is OU812 gonna be there?
OU812 is in Tennessee, but if he makes it he is welcome.
We can entertain everyone with the story about how I threw up on him on the bus in kindergarten.
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Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:34 pm to barry
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barry
Your m.e. skills will be useful. You are admitted.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:36 pm to Cash
The Colonel and Cash were pre-admitted along with Mile High. I need plenty of doomsayers around to keep me grounded.
Edited to add: Cash, you better be bringing plenty of whores as this is quickly turning into a sausage fest. I would think a three-to-one ratio would be sufficient. (three females that is)
Edited to add: Cash, you better be bringing plenty of whores as this is quickly turning into a sausage fest. I would think a three-to-one ratio would be sufficient. (three females that is)
This post was edited on 10/6/08 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:39 pm to TigerDeacon
I guess you're saying, I'm gonna need to bring more to the table than just the fact that I get along with your old buddy, OU812?
If so, I'll see what else I've got and get back to you.
If so, I'll see what else I've got and get back to you.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:40 pm to TigerDeacon
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:44 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:
hot female
This is my only skill, but I also promise to not speak unless spoken to.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:58 pm to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
Y.A. Tittle
Y.A., you are admitted. Those of us that have been around for five years have to stick together.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 1:59 pm to TigerDeacon
I have no useful skills except for the ability to recognize and exploit the laws of supply and demand and some skills in planning paramilitary operations. I can design effective defenses for the compound, and plan operations to acquire needed supplies and equipment.
I also have skills in recognizing "hot females", but I think that is rather a common skill.
I also have skills in recognizing "hot females", but I think that is rather a common skill.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:06 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:Hooray for the grandfather clause!
Those of us that have been around for five years have to stick together.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:07 pm to hen
quote:
hot female
This is my only skill, but I also promise to not speak unless spoken to.
Do you have any friends? Please see the desired ratio listed above.
(Note to Mrs. TigerDeacon: I am only asking for my single friends . . . yeah, that's it.)
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:08 pm to Poodlebrain
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Poodlebrain
The adopted then abandoned children of Uncle Arthur always stick together.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:09 pm to Cold Cous Cous
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Those of us that have been around for five years have to stick together.
Hooray for the grandfather clause!
Exception: Those who registered in October, 2003. They are universally excluded.
(kidding)
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:10 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:
Do you have any friends?
Yes, and they are also hot.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:13 pm to hen
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Yes, and they are also hot.
EXCELLENT!
Please stay tuned to this thread for the time to head for the hills and directions to the rally point.
Crap, I should have asked if any of you can read a map! :deacon:
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:41 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:
The adopted then abandoned children of Uncle Arthur always stick together.
I didn't want to play my ace in the hole.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:43 pm to Poodlebrain
I have also seen every episode of Jericho, which is about a small town in Kansas after the US gets nuked all over and goes back 100 years.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 2:45 pm to TigerDeacon
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Not all volunteers will be accepted. Please list any special skills you have. ("hot female" is deemed a skill of high importance)
I've read a bunch of post-apocalyptic novels and am good at strategerizing (viz Kansas City food tunnel takeover). While I'm a ChemE I've also become a redneck on our 9 acres of woods and can do pretty much anything required involving tools and machinery. Can fish well, do carpentry, install plant irrigations systems, and herd cats.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 11:15 pm to TigerDeacon
I have enough guns and ammo to make the ATF nervous. I'm an excellent hunter, trapper and fisherman. I have a natural sense of direction and exceptional skill at making and fixing things. Also, I would only require one Mexican whore to meet my needs.
Posted on 10/6/08 at 11:23 pm to TigerDeacon
quote:
The Colonel and Cash were pre-admitted along with Mile High.
i was getting worried!
quote:
I would think a three-to-one ratio would be sufficient. (three females that is)
I am bringing at least one hot single female, maybe as many as 4, although one is batshit crazy. Although the bat shite crazy one fricks anything that moves.
Posted on 10/7/08 at 1:09 am to TigerDeacon
will the compound be in need of weather forecasting?
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