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Hiring a FINE arse assistant?
Posted on 6/12/09 at 12:52 am
Posted on 6/12/09 at 12:52 am
The assistant I interviewed today is a cross between Selma Hayek and Kim Kardasian (more Selma).
She seems like a real go getter, and said that she would do anything that I need her to do.
Is it just best to stay away from the situation/temptation? I probably could hire someone more qualified for the position, but, I'm torn.
I'm sure that a few have had a similar situation, and wisdom would dictate steering clear of her. But I'd need some horror stories just to set me straight.
I know "worthless without pics".
best i can do
Face:Morphed
Tits:
arse:
She seems like a real go getter, and said that she would do anything that I need her to do.
Is it just best to stay away from the situation/temptation? I probably could hire someone more qualified for the position, but, I'm torn.
I'm sure that a few have had a similar situation, and wisdom would dictate steering clear of her. But I'd need some horror stories just to set me straight.
I know "worthless without pics".
best i can do
Face:Morphed
Tits:
arse:
This post was edited on 6/12/09 at 1:14 am
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Posted on 6/12/09 at 1:33 am to Iona Fan Man
Life's short.
Hire her.
Hire her.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:02 am to Joe
quote:
Life's short.
Hire her.
+1
I had a boss who followed this philosophy when hiring admins: "It's just as easy to hire someone who is smart with big tits as it is to hire someone who's just smart".
He lived that and I tried to emulate him when possible, substituting "big tits" with "attractive".
This post was edited on 6/12/09 at 8:28 am
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:06 am to Iona Fan Man
I'm sorry. I don't understand the problem. 
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:08 am to Iona Fan Man
Hayek/Kardasian mix?
Dude, it does not get ANY better than that.
Must hire.
Dude, it does not get ANY better than that.
Must hire.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:07 am to Meauxjeaux
I agree. Even if you never try to hit it; at least the day will pass a little easier if you have some eye candy to look at all day long. Next question are you married and if so do you have a prenump so you don't have to buy back your company?
This post was edited on 6/12/09 at 9:08 am
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:45 am to Iona Fan Man
Are you married? Is her boyfriend in the mob? I'm not seeing the problem here.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 10:48 am to TigerinATL
I dunno, I would find it hard to concentrate with a knockout assistant....
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:02 am to 19thHole
She sounds like the girl I just fired. Seriously. Does her name begin with "A"?
Hot is nice but when she screws something up that costs you time and money, it ain't worth it.
Hot is nice but when she screws something up that costs you time and money, it ain't worth it.
This post was edited on 6/12/09 at 11:04 am
Posted on 6/12/09 at 11:06 am to NewBR
It's not every day you come across a combination like this (Salma + Kim). You should hire her, frick her, tell TD.com about it. If you get fired or sued you can just find another job.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 12:43 pm to 12inches
It could also drum up some interest in potential clients who want to come back.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 1:10 pm to Iona Fan Man
If only Seinfeld had tackled this problem.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 2:01 pm to Iona Fan Man
You didn't say if you are married.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 3:00 pm to Iona Fan Man
She is an ASSistant not an engineer.. Sounds like the perfect candidate..
Posted on 6/12/09 at 6:27 pm to Iona Fan Man
try not using the word arse.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 7:22 pm to BT
PIIHB BTW.
Posted on 6/12/09 at 8:00 pm to Iona Fan Man
So did she get the job?
Posted on 6/12/09 at 9:27 pm to BT
quote:
try not using the word arse.
He didn't, the filter did.
Posted on 6/13/09 at 1:16 pm to Cash
update?
Posted on 6/14/09 at 12:12 am to C
quote:
PIIHB
That sure took a long time. I was starting to get worried.
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