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re: You might be a WVU fan if.......
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:50 pm to HooDooWitch
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:50 pm to HooDooWitch
This guy is the face of your state. Jesco White
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Your best pick up line includes a bottle of oxycodone.
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Your best pick up line includes a bottle of oxycodone.
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:53 pm to nvcowboyfan
While mowing your front yard, you discover a car...
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:01 am to LSUHSC-S T-Fanatic
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Jesco White
Posted on 9/23/10 at 10:57 am to TigerSinceBirth4Life
quote:
You're like the guy in front of me who has to high five everyone around him when LSU does anything on the field. In short - annoying.
Nothing wrong with this, IMO.
You must be that guy.
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:34 am to nvcowboyfan
if you have three junk cars parked in front of your trailer house.
This post was edited on 9/23/10 at 11:38 am
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:39 am to oompaw
Stop...Please Stop...or I'll piss my pants from laughing!
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:40 am to Dead Fish
If your front porch falls in and @ least 7 dogs are killed.
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:20 pm to TamTiger
Your Dad is your Gay Lover
This post was edited on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm to TamTiger
How about some Stupid Laws in WV.
Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.
When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
City Laws in West Virginia
Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.
When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.
It is illegal to snooze on a train.
A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
City Laws in West Virginia
Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm to bldtiger1
quote:
Your Dad is your Gay Lover
that might work with cal berkley
Posted on 9/23/10 at 1:34 pm to ssgrice
You're forgetting an awesome law about being able to beat your wife on Sunday morning, so long as you do it on the Courthouse steps
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:17 pm to StraightCashHomey21
By the way yall are about to get skull fricked by Obama's Cap and Tax. He hates you coal miners.
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:43 pm to ssgrice
quote:
How about some Stupid Laws in WV.
I'll let all the jokes about incest, etc. go but don't start dumping on our laws when you still use the Napoleonic Code. this is America, Frenchie...
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:48 pm to texastigerr
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He hates you coal miners
Definitely, they recorded those exact words coming out of his mouth one day when he thought the mic wouldn't pick him up. I think the exact quote was "I'm going to shut all the coal companies down"
Posted on 9/23/10 at 3:38 pm to chief420
Another law
"A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel."
"A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel."
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