Slim Arnold

quote:

---

Prepare to watch your team get its arse kicked up and down the field.

---

after you kick all our asses don't let your corn dog drag in the coal.

heading to the stadium so I will no longer be able to monitor enemy chatter. I've heard tell of some device called a "mobile phone" used to access this site but that sounds like some cajun voo doo to me. for those of you in Motown free applejack if you cross my path. good luck to you frenchies after tonight and safe travels to our purple and yeller deep fried friends. two years in a row, best board this hillbilly has visited.

quote:

---

Keeping up with the west virginia tradition, they will be drinking moonshine and having sex with their sisters in an old abandoned train station.

---

wait a minute cajun, I'm from WV. are you accusing us of having trains up here?

even though we are enemies for the next 32 hours or so this is what we do up in the hills to stave off pregame jitters -
1. drink some moonshine.
2. I forget what #2 is.
drive safely swamp people and remember, arm parallel to the ground means I'm turning left in my donkey cart; arm pointed up and I'm a turnin' rite.

quote:

---

"Mr. Corso, thank you for your 25 years of service on College Gameday. However, we have found someone else to wear head gear and your services are no longer needed" - Everbody

---

I agree. she can wear that coonskin in my cabin anytime. the old man can stay back at the pencil factory.

quote:

---

Damn yall get excited about losing.

---

no matter what the scoreboard says I'll have an empty bottle of moonshine and my sister in my bed after the game. a victory is just gravy on chicken.

since I'm outnumbered here I call a corn dog truce and offer up this sign instead:

"Erin Andrews - It feels better without teeth."

Cajuns - most WVU bars are concentrated downtown but that is a drive or tram ride to the stadium. downtown bars are also mostly filled with students, which may or may not be your thing. if so then Chic-N-Bones and Bent Willey's are good bets. the Fish Bowl someone else mentioned is a cool neighborhood bar but is 15 minute car ride away without game day traffic. Crockett's is a cool spot but too far to walk. if you're looking for a game day bar within walking distance then Kegler's is probably the most tourist friendly spot near the stadium; about a 10 minute walk. it will be jammed game day. if this is a night game then people up here will be starting early. IDK know if you all allow us to post links but there are some sites you can google like "dub v nightlife" to get watering hole ideas.
you all have a safe trip.

neck bottle and enjoy the win. no excuses from this WVU fan, you guys won the game and saved many a couch. good luck the rest of the year and hope plenty of you make the trip to WVU next season. peace out.

quote:

---

Michigan. I enjoy 500 yards a game on offense.

---

you're in luck, your defense sucks.