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re: what will it take for you to be happy with LSU football?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:21 pm to white beans
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:21 pm to white beans
We need to be undefeated national champions at 19-0.
Brandon Harris throws 44 TDs per game in 45 pass attempts.
Fournette wins the Heisman averaging 150 yards and 2 TDs per game on 4 attempts.
Les Miles and Joe Alleva kill each other in a cage match to the death and Nick Saban returns as Athletic Director/Football coach.
Tickets to all games are free, TAF fees are eliminated, also we only play all our games at home, including playoffs, against top 10 teams at night.
Parking is also free.
Rules changed to allow you to BYOB into the stadium, plus beer and liquor will be sold at every concession stand.
Fans are chained to their seats to ensure they stay the entire game unless escorted by an usher to the bathroom and/or liquor selling concession stand and promptly chained back to the seat.
Classroom buildings are bulldozed to make way for more roads to alleviate traffic.
TGBFTL only plays pregame, Hey Fightin' Tigers, Fight for LSU, and neck. Halftime shows are picked by fans.
Music is never piped in except on the field and student section to hype them up. No other areas in the stadium are permitted to hear it.
After winning the national championship, we challenge the Super Bowl champions to a game that we win 53-0.
Brandon Harris throws 44 TDs per game in 45 pass attempts.
Fournette wins the Heisman averaging 150 yards and 2 TDs per game on 4 attempts.
Les Miles and Joe Alleva kill each other in a cage match to the death and Nick Saban returns as Athletic Director/Football coach.
Tickets to all games are free, TAF fees are eliminated, also we only play all our games at home, including playoffs, against top 10 teams at night.
Parking is also free.
Rules changed to allow you to BYOB into the stadium, plus beer and liquor will be sold at every concession stand.
Fans are chained to their seats to ensure they stay the entire game unless escorted by an usher to the bathroom and/or liquor selling concession stand and promptly chained back to the seat.
Classroom buildings are bulldozed to make way for more roads to alleviate traffic.
TGBFTL only plays pregame, Hey Fightin' Tigers, Fight for LSU, and neck. Halftime shows are picked by fans.
Music is never piped in except on the field and student section to hype them up. No other areas in the stadium are permitted to hear it.
After winning the national championship, we challenge the Super Bowl champions to a game that we win 53-0.
This post was edited on 9/14/15 at 4:24 pm
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Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:23 pm to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
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*No more neutral site games.
exactly
all ooc games at home, at night, alleva and athletic department pays everyone to park, tailgate, comps everybody's ticket, free cokes for drink mixing, levitates everyone home in their vehicle so there is no traffic
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:23 pm to white beans
ChaMpionship
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:26 pm to white beans
For les to not make every f-ing game a nail biter even the ones we should win by 20 points...he clams up starts bleeding the clock
as soon as we get the lead...
as soon as we get the lead...
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:27 pm to lsuhou74
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For les to not make every f-ing game a nail biter even the ones we should win by 20 points...he clams up starts bleeding the clock
as soon as we get the lead...
We should have beat MSU on the road by 20+ with a guy making his second start at QB and a new defensive coordinator?
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:28 pm to LNCHBOX
Because LSU, baw!
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:29 pm to white beans
Cocaine in TS. I don't feel like that's too much to ask for.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:30 pm to Mo Jeaux
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:31 pm to white beans
Win games by one point or more doesn't matter how.
Legitimately compete to win the west year in and year out.
Legitimately compete to win the west year in and year out.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:32 pm to The Dudes Rug
I want to see the photos
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:34 pm to LNCHBOX
This year, two things:
1) Blow out South Carolina. No repeat of this MSU last play crap. A legit blow-out. Or ... at least the LSU-CLM-version of a blow-out will suffice ... something like 27-17. I don't want to ask for too much.
2) Beat Bama...any way possible. Any margin of victory is acceptable. 9-6 in 5OT will suffice.
Overall:
1) Never lose to ND again. Ever.
2) Win (minimum) two more MNCs before I die.
1) Blow out South Carolina. No repeat of this MSU last play crap. A legit blow-out. Or ... at least the LSU-CLM-version of a blow-out will suffice ... something like 27-17. I don't want to ask for too much.
2) Beat Bama...any way possible. Any margin of victory is acceptable. 9-6 in 5OT will suffice.
Overall:
1) Never lose to ND again. Ever.
2) Win (minimum) two more MNCs before I die.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:34 pm to bulldog95
i guess you missed it, jordan jefferson had his copies up on ebay a while back
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:36 pm to white beans
Getting back to mid to late 1970s lsu football. Being good but rarely great, just happy to get invited to a new years game, never beating bama.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:41 pm to white beans
A team that looks like it is maximizing the potential of its athletes.
If that leads to conference championships, playoff berths and national championships, even better.
But, I can take the team losing if it looks like the coaches are putting the team in the best position to win and the players are playing to their potential. And even though we won Saturday, only a fool would argue that Les put the team in the best position to accomplish that.
That's all anyone can really ask for, and we have not seen it from a Les Mile's coached team in far too long. Particularly the part about the coaches maximizing the players potential.
If that leads to conference championships, playoff berths and national championships, even better.
But, I can take the team losing if it looks like the coaches are putting the team in the best position to win and the players are playing to their potential. And even though we won Saturday, only a fool would argue that Les put the team in the best position to accomplish that.
That's all anyone can really ask for, and we have not seen it from a Les Mile's coached team in far too long. Particularly the part about the coaches maximizing the players potential.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:41 pm to white beans
All I want is for LSU to run a normal, modern offense. I am sick to death of a coach who is terrified of the forward pass.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:41 pm to white beans
I would be happy if we could just play close to our potential (whatever that may be) every single snap.
Since we have recruited better than anyone in the SEC not named Alabama I expect to win those games, and be in a position to beat Alabama as well.
I think we can admit we're not quite reaching potential, when Missouri has recruited 8 four or five star players since 2013 and won the SEC East 2 years in a row.
We have 49!!!! 4 or 5 star players for God's sake.
Since we have recruited better than anyone in the SEC not named Alabama I expect to win those games, and be in a position to beat Alabama as well.
I think we can admit we're not quite reaching potential, when Missouri has recruited 8 four or five star players since 2013 and won the SEC East 2 years in a row.
We have 49!!!! 4 or 5 star players for God's sake.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:43 pm to white beans
750 yds of offense a game and hold the opponent to -100 yds.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:45 pm to LNCHBOX
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We should have beat MSU on the road by 20+ with a guy making his second start at QB and a new defensive coordinator?
Yes, and we were well on the way to doing exactly that until Les took all threats of a balanced game plan off the board.
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:46 pm to The Dudes Rug
quote:
As long as LSU has a football team and alcohol is legal, it'll be alright.
This is me watching Les Miles without alcohol readily available:
Posted on 9/14/15 at 4:46 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Undefeated, SEC Champs, Playoff Champs, National Title, margin of victory 155-0, fire Les Miles, Saban quits Bama and is hired by LSU.
I believe that nails it for more than a few.
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