What the hell, no game day poem? I'll at least try.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn’t.

The Trojans are garbage
The Trojans are trash
They can go frick themselves
Right in their own azz

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Don’t quit your day job.

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Well who's gonna cook the fries if I quit?

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Boudin is hot
Couscous is cold
Let's finally win a game 1
Cuz this opening loss shite is getting old

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Shakespeare has a rival

In a clash of titans on a grand September night,
The Tigers and Trojans take their flight.
Ranked and ready, both teams are set to soar,
In a season opener that fans adore.

LSU, the Tigers, with hopes running high,
Haven’t won an opener since the year of ’19’s sky.
But tonight's the night, they’re primed to claim their right,
Harold Perkins, on defense, ready to ignite.

USC’s Trojans, with their storied past,
Claiming a championship, though it couldn’t last.
A 2003 title, in the annals of lore,
But LSU holds the TROPHY ??forevermore.

The offenses roar with power and might,
Nuss is ready to light
The scoreboard ablaze with four touchdowns grand,
Their precision and flair will be in high demand.

The defense, though shaky, will stand tall,
With Perkins’ great play answering the call.
In a game of high stakes and thrilling display,
The Tigers will triumph, leading the way.

So here’s to the night of fierce rivalry,
Where passion and pride blend in harmony.
In the end, LSU will seize the night’s fame,
With glory and triumph, and victory’s claim.



AI is scary......

LSU in Vegas,
USC as well,
Tigers will send the Trojans,
Straight to the depths of hell.

Pretty much sick of this
Five season opening losses
Tigers not winners