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What If THE JUDGE gave Bear a pep talk before tonight’s game? (ChatGPT)

Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:20 pm
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5385 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:20 pm
If there’s anybody that knows about coming up big in crucial moments, it’s THE JUDGE. See below, when The Punisher cranked a three run dong to walk off a team with the advantage of cheating:



Maybe a pep talk from the Face of Baseball is all it would take for THE BEAR to break out of his slump. Captain America is going through a small slump himself (Mr. .400 is only hitting .329 in his last 16 games), so it can happen to anyone. Anyway, without further ado, here’s how the pep talk would go:

“Hey Bear — listen, slumps happen to everybody. Even the best hitters go through rough patches. But tonight? Tonight’s a clean slate. You don’t need to do too much. Just be you. Trust your swing, trust your eyes, and trust the work you’ve put in all season.

Keep it simple — hunt your pitch, stay balanced, and don’t let one at-bat define the next. You’re not out there alone — your team believes in you, and I do too. Whether you go 4-for-4 or 0-for-4, your attitude and presence are what matter most. Be that spark.

And remember — big moments don’t make you. You make the moment big. Go out there, have fun, and play loose. Let the game come to you. You’ve got this.”


This post was edited on 6/2/25 at 4:34 pm
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
7101 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:22 pm to
Bear just needs to eat his Wheaties.
Posted by YungBuck
Mandeville
Member since Dec 2017
2686 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:22 pm to
We want a guy who shrinks in the post-season to give advice?
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
11829 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

If there’s anybody that knows about coming up big in crucial moments, it’s THE JUDGE


Maybe for the other team
Posted by Le Tenia
Member since Feb 2015
4911 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:25 pm to
Wow. Such an imagination. Do you often have pretend conversations?
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5385 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:25 pm to
I clearly stated it was ChatGPT
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
98698 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:44 pm to

Posted by NoMercy
Member since Feb 2007
4307 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 4:52 pm to
What if bear just closed his eyes?
Posted by TigerRuss
Decatur, Georgia.
Member since Sep 2003
703 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:03 pm to
I would rather he sat We will find out if Coach has some big ones???? Good riddance to Bear and Braswell ( just to be fair)
Posted by BANDE
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2017
511 posts
Posted on 6/2/25 at 5:08 pm to
This is the second dumb thread from a Memphis guy today. Post less
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
4471 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:29 pm to
Expect a DONG from The Punisher tonight. A walk-off Grand Dong would be ecstasy
Posted by JimTiger72
Member since Jun 2023
11829 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:37 pm to
This isn’t the MSB. Why are you bumping this dumb arse thread?
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19742 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 1:44 pm to
I know it's pride month but keep your Judge dick sucking threads on the MSB
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
21886 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:07 pm to
Your obsession with Aaron Judge isn’t healthy
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99908 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

If there’s anybody that knows about coming up big in crucial moments, it’s THE JUDGE.



Arson Judge is a career .205 post season hitter with a 34% strikeout rate. If anybody knows about failing in the biggest moments, it's Judge. He also has one of the biggest defensive gaffes in world series history.


This isnt the guy Bear should look to.
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
20634 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:03 pm to
Jordan said in last week's PC that he texts almost every day with Dugas & Beloso, words of positive encouragement.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
5385 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:24 pm to
Your favorite team cheated for the only success it’s had in it’s poverty history.

Also, it worked!!!

This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Wabbit7
Member since Aug 2018
1834 posts
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:26 pm to
Can we keep you just on the MSB? I don’t want to read this crap on the Rants
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