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Well, in 24 hours, I'll be on a flight (still have to go to Houston--long story)
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:33 am
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:33 am
It's been fun, gents. All the unknowns disappear tomorrow, and I will be back win or lose. Having watched BYU in these types of games for close to 30 years, can I offer some pregame parting advice?
When LSU finds themselves in a big boy fight against a team that won't roll over like a directional Louisiana school, you will have the inclination to enter your nuclear launch codes.
Don't.
LSU isn't bigger. LSU isn't stronger. LSU is certainly faster, but even that gap is not as wide as the hype machine would proclaim. And that's before injuries and suspensions. BYU is a top third P5 level program. This isn't a Sun Belt team. This isn't a MAC team. This isn't a CUSA team. If Stanford and Cal didn't hate Mormons (or any religion, really), we'd be 25 year members of the Pac 12 already.
I'm not saying BYU will win, but I am saying that all of you predicting 42-3 type scores in LSU's favor are the exact collection of ignorant, swamp dwelling buffoons devoid of any sort of football knowledge that I had hoped you wouldn't be.
Take my advice and be ready to watch a fight for a full four quarters tomorrow night.
To everyone travelling by car or airboat or whatever, wish you nothing by safety. I'll be the one you can hear cheering for BYU all the way from Houston.
When LSU finds themselves in a big boy fight against a team that won't roll over like a directional Louisiana school, you will have the inclination to enter your nuclear launch codes.
Don't.
LSU isn't bigger. LSU isn't stronger. LSU is certainly faster, but even that gap is not as wide as the hype machine would proclaim. And that's before injuries and suspensions. BYU is a top third P5 level program. This isn't a Sun Belt team. This isn't a MAC team. This isn't a CUSA team. If Stanford and Cal didn't hate Mormons (or any religion, really), we'd be 25 year members of the Pac 12 already.
I'm not saying BYU will win, but I am saying that all of you predicting 42-3 type scores in LSU's favor are the exact collection of ignorant, swamp dwelling buffoons devoid of any sort of football knowledge that I had hoped you wouldn't be.
Take my advice and be ready to watch a fight for a full four quarters tomorrow night.
To everyone travelling by car or airboat or whatever, wish you nothing by safety. I'll be the one you can hear cheering for BYU all the way from Houston.
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:34 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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LSU isn't bigger. LSU isn't stronger.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:34 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
Not bad trash talking I suppose
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:35 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
ETA: Just messing, kind gentleman. Will you be my DD Saturday night?
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 8:51 am
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:37 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
This won't end well.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:38 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
I'll be the hammered one giving you the bird and yelling at your women
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:38 am to MaHittaMaHitta
Who are you and why does your opinion matter? Oh, wait, it doesn't MATTER. 
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:38 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
Can I has one of ur wives
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:39 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
Good luck to your boys. And the majority of us never considered BYU to be a cupcake. We know that BYU has some size and strength up front and will present a challenge to our Tigers.
Had they not looked like complete arse vs. Portland St, I doubt you'd be seeing so much confidence on this board this week. Wasn't a whole lot of that in the weeks prior
Had they not looked like complete arse vs. Portland St, I doubt you'd be seeing so much confidence on this board this week. Wasn't a whole lot of that in the weeks prior
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:39 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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BYU is a top third P5 level program.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:39 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
It will be an interesting game: 24 year old 2 and 3 stars v. 19 year old 4 and 5 stars.
Maturity v. Talent.
Maturity v. Talent.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:40 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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exact collection of ignorant, swamp dwelling buffoons
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:42 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
Well Bye!
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:42 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
Portland State Bro
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:42 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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To everyone travelling by car or airboat or whatever, wish you nothing by safety
I honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be genuine or condescending.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:42 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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I'm not saying BYU will win
you're god damn right you're not. you'll always qualify your trash talk with some bullshite line like this. it allows you to save face when you get run out of the dome
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:45 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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collection of ignorant, swamp dwelling buffoons devoid of any sort of football knowledge that I had hoped you wouldn't be.
These words carry a lot of weight coming from a polygamous.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:46 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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BYU is a top third P5 level program.
No it isn't. It isn't a top third team in any P5 conference. It probably isn't in the top 5 half of them...except the powder puff league they reside in.....and that is just being kind.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:51 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
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or BYU all the way from Houston.
So you're flying to Houston? A) I'm confused B) You realize it's underwater C) Just cancel your flight and book one to Nola
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LSU isn't bigger. LSU isn't stronger. LSU is certainly faster, but even that gap is not as wide as the hype machine would proclaim. And that's before injuries and suspensions. BYU is a top third P5 level program. This isn't a Sun Belt team. This isn't a MAC team. This isn't a CUSA team. If Stanford and Cal didn't hate Mormons (or any religion, really), we'd be 25 year members of the Pac 12 already.
Lot of LOL worthy things there. I know it'll be a hard fought game, but we are in fact bigger and stronger and faster than BYU.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:53 am to Hoosier BYU Fan
I'd like to drink a beer with you.
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