We Hate State! The Best Skip Bertman Lines about Mississippi State

In honor of this weekend's final SEC series, I wanted to post some Skip Bertman lines that are as brutal as they are hilarious...

Please post any of the ones you know about that I missed...

"The loneliest guy in Starkville is the tooth fairy"

"Team plane lands in Starkville, and the pilot says 'Welcome to Starkville, please set your clocks back 20 years!'"

"When we book our hotel room in Starkville, we always ask for a room without a view..."

"There's only one beauty parlor there, and they only give estimates..."

"A Miss. State student won the science fair. He made a stick out of a piece of wood."

"NASA is moving the space program to Starkville because it has no atmosphere."

Starkville is an Indian word for 'trailer park'"

"Coach Polk invited me to his house for a Bar B Que. He told me he had split level housing. Turns out it was just a double wide on the side of a hill."

"A tornado once went through Starkville and did a million dollars of improvements"

"The first time I took the team to Starkville and the players were studying for finals on the bus ride there. Mississippi state police stopped our bus and arrested our players for attempting to smuggle books into Mississippi. We were able the get the charges dropped though because no judge in Mississippi had ever actually seen a book before."

"Starkville is where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else and it would have been called a teethbrush."

"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."