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re: Ways To Make Mike The Tiger Go To The Game
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:19 pm to AutoYes_Clown
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:19 pm to AutoYes_Clown
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but I often question whether putting him in front of 100k screaming humans is right. I'm not around him enough to know how he acts every time.
He usually just sits there. He doesn't seem too fond of it though, since his ears are usually back.
At least he's not out for long.
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Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:20 pm to Tiger1242
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Ok, how about YOU go in there with a pointy stick?
challenge accepted
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:21 pm to Tiger1242
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He was born in captivity
Doesn't make him domesticated.
I will say he is attracted to red/crimson.
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:23 pm to AutoYes_Clown
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AutoYes_Clown
funny arse name
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:23 pm to AutoYes_Clown
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AutoYes_Clown
He was born in captivity.
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:27 pm to Jet12
They don't make tranquilizer darts for nothing
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:32 pm to MoreOrLes
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It's a damn Tiger
It does what it wants
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:35 pm to AutoYes_Clown
what dealership is that in your sig, it looks familiar to me but i can't quite place it?
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:45 pm to SouljaBreauxTellEm
now that I'm a permanent resident of BR, I got a location appropriate TD handle. It was between this and Donna Grodner. 
Now everyone swing a sock with me....
Posted on 10/31/12 at 11:50 pm to MoreOrLes
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It's a damn Tiger
It does what it wants
The last thing we had that did what it wants really fricked us
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:02 am to Broyota2
Mike has to attend what...7 or 8 games a year. That's 7 or 8 days a year he is required to leave his habitat.
Come on. It's not asking much.
Come on. It's not asking much.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:10 am to WavinWilly
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You want to try and use a cattle prod on an 800lb tiger? Because I sure as shite don't
Check my OP, I said they were TOO SHORT.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:13 am to Cajun Revolution
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Mike has to attend what...7 or 8 games a year.
He doesn't HAVE to do anything.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:18 am to SG_Geaux
quote:You bet he does. We paid for his house, and we pay for people (some students) to regularly feed him and occasionally don protective gear and insert their hands and arms into his orifices. I'd say that's as close to an ironclad a contract as you're going to get.
He doesn't HAVE to do anything.
If he won't hold up his end of the contract he signed with his fundament, then we should put him on the Plaquemine Ferry and just let it go where the river takes it.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:20 am to SG_Geaux
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Ways To Make Mike The Tiger Go To The Game
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Mike has to attend what...7 or 8 games a year.
He doesn't HAVE to do anything
Mike is part of the problem with the United States these days. He wants everything given to him and he doesn't want to have to work for anything.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 12:28 am to Big EZ Tiger
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Mike is part of the problem with the United States these days. He wants everything given to him and he doesn't want to have to work for anything.
Dear Lord! Don't let Bobby & Mitt find out he's in the 47%; they'll deport him!
Posted on 11/1/12 at 1:49 am to StadiumDormRat'72
I think Les Miles should just put Mike in for Mettenberger. I don't think Alabama's defense could contain him.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 4:13 am to Tiger1242
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Also if the Tigers pissed off, I sure as shite am not going to try and force it into a cage it doesn't want to go into
This. I sure as hell am not going to force Mike to do anything he doesn't want to.
I just hope he feels like going to the game Saturday.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:27 am to StadiumDormRat'72
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any means short of a cattle prod (because cattle prods are too short!) should be considered and utilized.
If you plan to use an electric baton on a Tiger please take it upon yourself to do so. Remember though just to be fair there will be no protection between you and Mike when doing this.
I might be wrong, but I honestly believe he'd be more likely to just eat you than obey your commands. I could be mistaken though.
Posted on 11/1/12 at 5:55 am to StadiumDormRat'72
For a $9m crib, I'll get in that cage myself and ride to tiger stadium once a week!
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