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THE TROUGH: LSU vs. Troy

Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:42 am
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8287 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:42 am
"And on this day, as we stand before this field of battle, I beseech you, fellow men, read this crap."

www.lsuchicageaux.com/trough
This post was edited on 11/14/08 at 2:43 am
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53852 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:55 am to
quote:

Say there, football goods...uh, when did we fall so out of favor?


Extra vowel?


quote:


Helen of Troy, AL. The face that launched a thousand shi...gotta run.


Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8287 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:57 am to
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Extra vowel?

Tru dat. Fixed. Thanks!
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13312 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 3:01 am to
Somnambulant Grammar Nazis at 3 a.m.
Gotta love it.

Nice work Chicageaux.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53852 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 3:04 am to
Posted by WampusCat56
piney woods
Member since Nov 2005
8645 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:25 am to
Talk about making a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

well done - as usual.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23421 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:25 am to
hey chicageaux; i posted a question for you on the OT. just search for me your name's in the subject.
Posted by BohTheTrojan
Gainesville, FL
Member since Nov 2008
2 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:35 am to
That is by far one of the funniest things I've ever read. But a big -1 for using the word "viciousosity" since it is, in fact, not a word.
Posted by parrotdr
Cesspool of Rationalization
Member since Oct 2003
7975 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:58 am to
A bod this beautiful needs to be shared again by all...oh to have a woman such as this! (Is that Bubba Gump's boat out back?)

Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8287 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:03 am to
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But a big -1 for using the word "viciousosity" since it is, in fact, not a word.
The Trough is going to dock you -5 for not realizing that we knew it wasn't a word. So you get -1 point for your panacheocity, -2 for your Guelph, and -2 for your temeritricity.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8287 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:37 am to
Some Troy fans' take:
Go Troy Trojans board
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:48 am to
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So you get -1 point for your panacheocity, -2 for your Guelph, and -2 for your temeritricity.
You misspelled panachosity.

Remember the Mnemonic: "C after nacho or I'll eat your gazpacho, unless it's panache then it's an S, fricking moron."
Posted by zack7552
Texas and OK
Member since Jul 2008
4201 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:48 am to
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The Trough is going to dock you -5


Go easy. He probably did what I usually do and have his second web browser opened to dictionary.com.

You, sir, are the man. Plus, I got to read about ambiguous genitalia and see a picture of a fish vomiting...which is a plus after just getting back from the DMV.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8287 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:53 am to
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C after nacho or I'll eat your gazpacho, unless it's panache then it's an S, fricking moron
Yikes, mea maxima culpa

I was using the Queen's English, and by that, I mean Freddie Mercury's sex definitions. Gonna try a Cotterwall Mumford's Livery tonight if I can score some suet.
Posted by NorCal Tiger
Sacramento
Member since Dec 2006
30 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 11:52 am to
Damn thats a good one Chicageaux. Half of my high school teachers graduated from Troy. If they were half as hot as blondie I would have gone to class more.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10372 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

quote:


Say there, football goods...uh, when did we fall so out of favor?


Looks like a Dandy Don article with the extra vowel.
Posted by LSshoe
Burrowing through a pile o MikePoop
Member since Jan 2008
4646 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 4:18 pm to
oh god
that fricking picture


oh god

i couldnt read the article
Posted by SPAMeggSPAM
Red Stick
Member since Jun 2008
9 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 4:36 pm to
n00b
Posted by zack7552
Texas and OK
Member since Jul 2008
4201 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Some Troy fans' take:


From TFAN:

quote:

Had the writer's Dad used a Trojan, we'd have missed this pearl; well, 99% chance.


try not to go kick his arse.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61543 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 7:22 pm to
Great work. The fat lady is nice but my favorite pic so far this year is CROOMBACCA:



I sent this to my Bammmer co-workers and told them to Beware the Croombacca this weekend!
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