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Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:24 am to Keltic Tiger
Did you hear about the Aggie who locked the keys in his car?
It took him 2 hours to get his family out.
It took him 2 hours to get his family out.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:34 am to SouGent
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:35 am to hg
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:37 am to Johngotigers
Why don't the aggies serve ice in their drinks? the guy with the recipe graduated.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 10:15 am to Papa Tigah
Posted on 10/16/12 at 1:32 pm to bigeztiger
Two Aggie buddies joined the Highway Patrol and were out cruising near Waxahachie when they pulled over a speeder. Aggie 1 was filling out the paper work and asked Aggie 2 how to spell Waxahachie. Aggie 2 says, "W-A-C-.....; W-A-H..... Oh, hell, let him go and we will catch him again in Waco!"
Posted on 10/16/12 at 3:57 pm to ken757
How do you kill an Aggie?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
How do you entertain an Aggie for hours?
Scroll down-v
Scroll up-^
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
How do you entertain an Aggie for hours?
Scroll down-v
Scroll up-^
Posted on 10/16/12 at 4:49 pm to Nedreaux
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:25 pm to TXGunslinger10
Two Aggies decide one day that they want to go ice fishing. They grab their fishing gear, bundle up for the cold and head out. While chipping away at the ice, they hear a booming voice from above; "There are no fish in the ice!"
The Aggies look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. "There are no fish in the ice!" The booming voice said again.
The Aggies once again look at each other, shurg their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. Much louder, the booming voice says "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggies look up, and one of them says "Is that you God?" The voice replies "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria. There are no fish in our ice skating rink."
The Aggies look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. "There are no fish in the ice!" The booming voice said again.
The Aggies once again look at each other, shurg their shoulders, and continue chipping away at the ice. Much louder, the booming voice says "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THE ICE!"
The Aggies look up, and one of them says "Is that you God?" The voice replies "No, this is the manager of the Houston Galleria. There are no fish in our ice skating rink."
This post was edited on 10/16/12 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:26 pm to boxcarbarney
What do you call a sheep that can out run an Aggie?
Virgin wool.
Virgin wool.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:48 pm to boxcarbarney
You hear about the Aggie terrorist who burnt his llips on a tailpipe??? He was trying to blow up a car....
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:51 pm to rumproast
Jesus last words to the Aggies, "Play dumb till I get back".
Posted on 10/16/12 at 5:56 pm to TXGunslinger10
What do you call an Aggie with an IQ of 82?
Gifted...
:rimshot:
Gifted...
:rimshot:
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:21 pm to LSURussian
LSU grad and Aggie grad pissing off the boat dock. Aggie grad says "man the water's cold." LSU grad says, "yeah it's deep too."
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:26 pm to 8thyearsenior
How do you drive an Aggie crazy?
Put them in a round room and tell them to piss in the corner
Put them in a round room and tell them to piss in the corner
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:48 pm to Cajun Devil Dog
An Aggie girl gets pulled over and hands the cop her student i.d. The cop grins an unzips his pants. The Aggie girl says: "Oh shite officer, not the breath test again....."
This post was edited on 10/16/12 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:06 pm to rumproast
How did the aggie break his leg raking leaves?
he fell out of the tree
aggies think Peter Pan is something you keep next to your hospital bed
aggies think asphalt means rectum trouble
he fell out of the tree
aggies think Peter Pan is something you keep next to your hospital bed
aggies think asphalt means rectum trouble
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:13 pm to tjohn deaux
The aggie thought his nose was haunted, because someone told him they could see boogers in it.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 9:09 pm to tjohn deaux
Did you hear about the Aggie who thought he was allergic to his wife?
He went to the end of the bed until the swelling went down.
He went to the end of the bed until the swelling went down.
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