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re: The Official Aggie Jokes Thread
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:10 pm to TXGunslinger10
Did you hear abou the aggie who went to the Olympics and won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
He was so proud of it he had it bronzed.
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Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:44 pm to FlagLake
Why didn’t the Aggies show up for the game at Tiger Stadium?
They saw road signs that read “Clean Restrooms Ahead” so they stopped and cleaned the restrooms.
They later saw a sign that read, “Louisiana State University Left” so they went home.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:09 pm to jmac63
The three most common lies told in College Station:
1. the check's in the mail
2. the truck's paid off
3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence
1. the check's in the mail
2. the truck's paid off
3. I was just helping the sheep over the fence
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:35 pm to Pankins
Bump
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:59 pm to FlagLake
What do you call a hot woman at A&M?
A visitor
A visitor
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:04 pm to ianfson1
How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
3
One to screw it in, one to call it a tradition, and one to scream "SCREW THE HELL OUTTA THAT LIGHT BULB!!! WHOOP!!!!"
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One to screw it in, one to call it a tradition, and one to scream "SCREW THE HELL OUTTA THAT LIGHT BULB!!! WHOOP!!!!"
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:09 pm to LoneStarTiger
In the "old" days the Aggies and the Cajuns were fighting
back and forth across the Sabine River.
The Aggies would throw dynamite over the river
.............and the Cajuns would light it and throw it back.
back and forth across the Sabine River.
The Aggies would throw dynamite over the river
.............and the Cajuns would light it and throw it back.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:11 pm to 8thyearsenior
How do you get a one-arm Aggie out of a tree?
Wave
Wave
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:15 pm to TXGunslinger10
Two aggies are standing across the creek from each other. One yells, "Hey, how do I get over to the other side?" Other one says "You're already on the other side!"
Posted on 10/15/12 at 9:35 pm to LSU1NSEC
Yeah. Aggie jokes take me back to my childhood. I knew aggies were dumb before I even knew what football was. Glad this rivaly is back
Posted on 10/15/12 at 10:37 pm to TXGunslinger10
What do Aggies do on Halloween?
Pump kin.
Pump kin.
Posted on 10/15/12 at 11:07 pm to W
Do you know what the Aggies named their pet zebra???
Spot
Hear about the Aggie who had trouble writing the number 11?
He couldnt figure out which 1 came first
Spot
Hear about the Aggie who had trouble writing the number 11?
He couldnt figure out which 1 came first
Posted on 10/16/12 at 1:02 am to TXGunslinger10
Blind bump for future reading.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 4:21 am to gwilging
Aggie's first day of college:
Mom teaches son how to put his underwear on:
Yellow spots to the front,
Brown spots to the back.
Mom teaches son how to put his underwear on:
Yellow spots to the front,
Brown spots to the back.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 7:38 am to TXGunslinger10
How many pallbearers are in an aggies funeral?
2. A trash can only has 2 handles.
2. A trash can only has 2 handles.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:14 am to motorbreath
How to circumcise an Aggie- kick his sister in the mouth.
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:20 am to higgins
Q - Why do Aggies frick their sheep at the edge of a cliff with the sheep facing the drop off?
A - So the sheep will push back!
A - So the sheep will push back!
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:24 am to Johngotigers
What do LSU grads call an Aggie, 5 years after the Aggie graduates?
Boss
Boss
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:27 am to HubbaBubba
The Aggies were flying to BR to play the tigers...
when the pilot comes over the intercom stating that the plane had lost an engine but not to worry we have 3 left and this will put arrival back about 15 minutes. A little while later the pilot informed them we lost another engine and will be another 15 min late. Another engine goes out and the pilot says that we have one more left and it will just add another 15 minutes to the flight....then a few moments later the pilot says we lost the 4th and final engine....aggie player says "oh great I guess we are going to have to add another 15 minutes to the flight"
when the pilot comes over the intercom stating that the plane had lost an engine but not to worry we have 3 left and this will put arrival back about 15 minutes. A little while later the pilot informed them we lost another engine and will be another 15 min late. Another engine goes out and the pilot says that we have one more left and it will just add another 15 minutes to the flight....then a few moments later the pilot says we lost the 4th and final engine....aggie player says "oh great I guess we are going to have to add another 15 minutes to the flight"
Posted on 10/16/12 at 8:47 am to Topwater Trout
Why do Aggies hang their diploma's in their rear view mirrors?
so they can park in handicap spots.
so they can park in handicap spots.
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