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So I Married a Tigers Fan

Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:49 am
Posted by OleMissJune
Member since May 2017
9 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:49 am
Born and raised to bleed Rebel Red since I was old enough to catch a ball. This in turn led me to pretty much loathe all things LSU.

Then came the Storybook Wedding and Picket Fences. All was right in the universe.

Except for my "Till Death Do You Part" came to a diehard LSU Fan.

What seemed like a minor annoyance while we were dating is no going to be a serious wedge this coming fall. I will have to watch Tiger games and flash a half assed smile whenever they score. I may even get dragged to a game. Have to tailgate in a cloud of corndogs. Hear endless stories why Nick Saban is the Antichrist.

(Was fun watching him choke to One Route Watson though!)

Marriage is supposed to be a never ending compromise, so I am going to try to understand. This seemed like a safer place than finding a "Tiger Bar" and getting a bunch of drunken gibberish.

I want three good reasons out of any LSU Fan that wishes to submit them, why I should like watching LSU Football.

Best intentions and all..so be nice!
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5691 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:52 am to
Are you a dude or a chick? Either way, apparently you find an LSU fan attractive enough to marry, so there's 1 reason.
Posted by semperfitolsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2016
515 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:53 am to
First I would like to say congrats!

Because our tradition is as rich and historical as any university within the country. I would cheer for LSU purely off of excitement of football alone but I adore this program with a passion and could never turn my back on it.

And to make your spouse happy lol!
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:53 am to
The numerous melts during the games should be continuous entertainment, especially for someone who isn't an LSU fan
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9715 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:53 am to
quote:

I want three good reasons......why I should like watching LSU Football.


You only need one...


You wife has the pussy
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2711 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:53 am to
Are you a boy or a girl?

Edit: Doesn't matter, I'll still fight you.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:55 am
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33060 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:54 am to
I took it that OP is the wife
This post was edited on 5/27/17 at 6:53 am
Posted by classicgold
bfe
Member since Feb 2017
4689 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:54 am to
Because you won't have to suffer through watching Ole Miss
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:54 am to
TIGER BAIT! STTDB!
Posted by shiftworker
LP
Member since Dec 2011
5099 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:55 am to
Tell me you didn't put your real picture on here.

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
17698 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:56 am to
Can't believe an lsu native would marry Mississippi trash. You outkicked your coverage.
Posted by LSUfan389
Member since Nov 2015
3858 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:57 am to
in all seriousness not trying to be an a hole but LSU has won a natty and has a better chance too going forward.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:58 am
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:58 am to
The profile pic is from some semi-viral video from a few years ago. Decent odds this is a troll.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:58 am to
Your worst day being an LSU Tiger Fan is 1,000x's better than being an Ole Miss fan on their best day.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:


I want three good reasons out of any LSU Fan that wishes to submit them, why I should like watching LSU Football.

You only need one - because it's sure as hell a lot better than watching Ole Miss football

ETA: And I'm pretty sure that the OP is a troll
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 11:00 am
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

This seemed like a safer place than finding a "Tiger Bar" and getting a bunch of drunken gibberish.


Don't count those chickens quite yet.

quote:

I want three good reasons out of any LSU Fan that wishes to submit them, why I should like watching LSU Football.



1. Our male fans don't wave pom poms.
2. We have the best uniform combo in the nation.
3. Dan Borne
4. "The humidity of autumn evenings that drapes stately oaks and broad magnolias."
5. The chance of rain is always 0%
6. We are really good at math and following instructions.
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
10133 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 11:02 am to
Geaux to hell!!!
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 11:04 am to
1. Geaux
2. To
3. Hell
4. Ole
5. Piss
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 11:05 am to
quote:

I want three good reasons out of any LSU Fan that wishes to submit them, why I should like watching LSU Football.

1. LSU wins often
2. Ole Miss loses often
3. Ole Miss can go to hell
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9715 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 11:05 am to
quote:

I took is that OP is the wife



Hmmm...you could be on to something. In that case...


You only need one...


He has the dick. Therefore he is the boss. You will submit like a happy sammich maker and like it.
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