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Sept 12th 2020: Longhorns Will Feel the Heat in Death Valley

Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:25 pm
Posted by LSUgrad1998
Member since Aug 2018
775 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:25 pm
Visiting locker room will be without AC, and all electrical outlets will be without power. So Longhorns go ahead and and bring your fans and portable AC units. None will be working!!!
Posted by CajunBattles
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2015
958 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:27 pm to
Could we get away with feeding a bull to Mike? Or do we just stick to shooting beef with a cannon?
Posted by MadtownTiger
Texas
Member since Sep 2010
4204 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:29 pm to
What if we have a boil advisory and we run out of visitor bottled water...I'll allow it.
Posted by meauxses
Member since Nov 2012
2696 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:31 pm to
There’s a “Feed them corn dogs” joke in here somewhere but I can’t find it.
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9439 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:31 pm to
Pump extra humidity into the locker room from the showers. Nothing like hot steam when you are already heat exhausted.
Posted by ParIV
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2004
2136 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:32 pm to
We should loop Texas A&M and Oklahoma fight song over a hidden speaker in the ceiling too.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:35 pm to
Nah, we’ll give them AC. But we’ll just make sure the refrigerant is empty and that someone takes a shite in the ducts.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14413 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:38 pm to
In days gone-by, the students living in the stadium dorms would have taken care of this for us.
Posted by NorthTiger
Upper 40
Member since Jan 2004
3839 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:38 pm to
While they are at it, surely the UT band and 3,000 fans will be sitting in the East upper deck. May it be a 94 with a dew point of 80 and a 2:30 kickoff.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 8:40 pm
Posted by IS_IT_GAMEDAY
Member since Aug 2018
1654 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 8:54 pm to
Woodward will make sure the AC "isn't broken" all the while the Heaters will be full blast
Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7309 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Visiting locker room will be without AC, and all electrical outlets will be without power.


I lived in South Stadium dorm my freshman year in '86. That's the way we lived as students - no A/C and the power was iffy. I think UT should be afforded the same amenities I had as a student that year. (Also, no partitions between the toilets on 2nd and 3rd floors, so let 'em have that too.)
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34850 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Visiting locker room will be without AC, and all electrical outlets will be without power


Wanna bet?
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
14183 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:16 pm to
No 2:30 kickoff. It will be a huge game. Texas will likely be ranked in the top 10; maybe top 5. I want them at night in Death Valley. Day games just aren’t as good.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 9:20 pm
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6219 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:20 pm to
Give them every advantage they didn’t afford us and then skull frick them up and down the field. Then get all of their cheerleaders pregnant. Then go watch Tom Herman win prettiest drag queen at splash.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 9:25 pm
Posted by Tigirrl
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2007
4 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:23 pm to
Put a live tiger in their locker room ??
Posted by LetsGoBuffs
Member since Aug 2019
8 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:31 pm to
Good win, Tigers! I love watching Texas lose! Best of luck the rest of the year!
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14413 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:32 pm to
Inhumane. Mike has a/c in his house.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8246 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:37 pm to
I'd just be happy if Ehlinger keeps playing the same way and opts to head to the league after this year. Would definitely help for 2020.
Posted by GaTiger27
Member since Feb 2016
1546 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:41 pm to
Funny how the morning of the UGA game last year how all the power in the hotel was cutoff.

No alarm clocks, no lights, no elevators, etc.
Players running in the hall knocking on each others doors, late for position meetings...

Must’ve been a surge.
Posted by Brooooch
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2019
292 posts
Posted on 9/9/19 at 9:45 pm to
Welcome Lawnghawns. Make yourself at home

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