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re: Official List of Texas Douchebag Moves from Game 1

Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:14 am to
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:14 am to
Imagine had Skip gotten Augie instead of Smoke... we may be looking at championship #8 right now
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26196 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:14 am to
OK. This backs up what I said about Augie.

quote:

Post game press confeence quotes:

Chance Ruffin - "I did not come out of the game because of cramps. I was not asked how I felt. It was not my decision to come out"

Augie - "I did not manage the pitchers well. I put Jungmann in a position he was uncomfortable. It is not his fault, it is mine"


Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55872 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:15 am to
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Skipping after HR's!


Curtain Calls to nobody asking for them.

Isn't this enough...what a bunch of classless douchebags that team is.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
65456 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:16 am to
quote:

Helenihi is a better hitter than Nola.


Since May 15th I disagree. Nola has been hitting the ball well recently. What's his Omaha stats vs. Helenihi's? Nola actually started hitting during the Miss St weekend and he has been getting clutch hits ever since.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:17 am to
quote:

OK. This backs up what I said about Augie.

quote:
Post game press confeence quotes:

Chance Ruffin - "I did not come out of the game because of cramps. I was not asked how I felt. It was not my decision to come out"

Augie - "I did not manage the pitchers well. I put Jungmann in a position he was uncomfortable. It is not his fault, it is mine"


The way he looked in dugout after he was taken out doesn't look like cramps were not effecting him. I dunno why he mentioned Jungmann who only pitched 6 pitches and came in to relieve Austin Woods... he walked 1 batter.
Posted by Tigercat
Tacoma, WA
Member since Feb 2004
4519 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Since May 15th I disagree. Nola has been hitting the ball well recently. What's his Omaha stats vs. Helenihi's? Nola actually started hitting during the Miss St weekend and he has been getting clutch hits ever since.


I have a lot of respect for how clutch Nola is with runners in scoring position relative to his normal BA. And I am one who thinks Hanover should be starting right now due to Helenihi's slumping.

But no way while planning out strategy do I look at Nola and Helinihi on a piece of paper and think Nola is the better hitter to plan with, even if Nola is hot, NO WAY. And I am sure most coaches would feel the same way.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
65456 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 12:20 am to
quote:

Augie - "I did not manage the pitchers well. I put Jungmann in a position he was uncomfortable. It is not his fault, it is mine"


Translation: "All the mother fricker had to do was throw the ball over the plate and he pussed out and walked their worst hitter in the lineup."

Translation 2: "I'm a dumb arse for playing your dumb arse."
Posted by Golbarz
Harahan, La.
Member since Sep 2007
169 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:35 am to
The door-prop story is bullshite. I heard the same thing said about Miami when Jim Morris took over.
Posted by LSU 08
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
747 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:36 am to
What about the "broken" belt?

I seriously doubt that thing just happened to rip.
Posted by tigers1971
Member since Apr 2006
95 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:43 am to
The broken belt trick.

There is no way that belt broke on its own. now way you can convince me. I mean really, runners on, we're getting momentum, reliever JUST got up to warm up. Coach comes out to buy some time AND the belt break at that particular moment. Hmmmmmm
Posted by lsugradman
Member since Sep 2003
8970 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:45 am to
UT players yelling "Fck you" to Hanover after he struck out.
This post was edited on 6/23/09 at 6:45 am
Posted by jwall3
Member since Jun 2008
3029 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:48 am to
quote:

No, if I'm going to second guess Mainieri (which he has come out smelling like a rose 99% of the time) I can't understand pinch hitting Hanover for Nola instead of Hanover for Helenihi.


this
Posted by bingowingsFTW
baton rouge, la
Member since Jun 2009
51 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:09 am to
i say we do a curtain call every inning while they are batting. and at the end of the game when we recieve our trophy, we present them with the floppy dildo award for getting cock smacked all over the field.
Posted by shrevetigertom
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2005
4582 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:23 am to
I was dumbfounded over the curtain calls. And the douche who skipped was the same a-hole that stood at the plate (ala Bonds) after hitting a HR earlier in the CWS. Classless team..
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:26 am to
keyes was the arse clown that was skipping.

He did the same shite after hitting a homer vs tcu. dude is a fricking clown
Posted by TigerPhan27
edgy racial f'n pervert.
Member since Apr 2008
15693 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:34 am to
quote:

almost lost my shite at the bar when molden**** pulled a curtain call


i was at a total loss of words


Why? what's the big deal, it happens in MLB all the time. From what I'm reading on here all the "douchebag" moves are done by every team in baseball. If you think LSU players or any team for that matter don't yell stuff from the dugout after getting someone out you obviously haven't played or been around baseball before
Posted by lprimo
YomommaHouse
Member since Jul 2008
648 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Let's give them a 'runner's up" trophy to prop up the women's room door, since they already have one for the men's room. How many more times are we going to have to hear that story?


Awesome Idea...LOL I cant stand the way they think there shite don't stink. Maybe we just do a Dirty Santa exchange with Auggie, he gives up the NC trophy, and we give him a Gallon of Wild Turkey.
Posted by Big Dung42
Baton Rouge,LA
Member since Oct 2006
991 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:38 am to
After the the second curtain call I almost picked up my flat screen and tossed it through my wall. I wanted to be in Omaha, run on the field and spear that Dbag in the ground..Then the skipping just fueled the fire . I mean sit your arse down and STFU Austin Wood...I hope we BURY this freaking team tonight!
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61540 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:44 am to
quote:

If you think LSU players or any team for that matter don't yell stuff from the dugout after getting someone out you obviously haven't played or been around baseball before



I watched this team play live this year and I dont ever recall a tiger performing a curtain call, a tiger pitcher telling a batter he struck out to "sit down, bitch!", or a tiger skipping down the third base line.

I have seen Dean pose after hitting a dinger, but that pisses me off too.

Defend them if you want too, but they acted like asses and lost in the effort.
Posted by TigerPhan27
edgy racial f'n pervert.
Member since Apr 2008
15693 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 7:47 am to
I'm not defending anyone, I just think threads like this make you guys sound like a bunch of 12 year olds
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