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New NIL Funding Plan
Posted on 8/25/26 at 4:47 pm
Posted on 8/25/26 at 4:47 pm
With the new Starbase in Louisiana, I think it’s time we target Elon Musk as a donor. My super-genius, completely foolproof proposal would allow him to:
-Enjoy unlimited purple dranks and superior margaritas
-One sanctioned opportunity to kick Mark Zuckerberg’s butt
-Hand-feed every commie loser to the alligators in the Atchafalaya Basin
-Receive ultra-VIP access to the Gold Club
Follow these steps, gentlemen, and this baw’s billions are ours.
Geaux Tigers
-Enjoy unlimited purple dranks and superior margaritas
-One sanctioned opportunity to kick Mark Zuckerberg’s butt
-Hand-feed every commie loser to the alligators in the Atchafalaya Basin
-Receive ultra-VIP access to the Gold Club
Follow these steps, gentlemen, and this baw’s billions are ours.
Geaux Tigers
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Posted on 8/25/26 at 4:55 pm to Northeast_beast
Hmmmm funny how well LSU has done with NIL, without Elon
But im sure you yourself has contributed to NIL bigtime
But im sure you yourself has contributed to NIL bigtime
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:23 pm to Northeast_beast
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Enjoy unlimited purple dranks
Why? Because he's African American?
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:26 pm to Northeast_beast
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purple drank
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:34 pm to Northeast_beast
Throw in a TD Premium subscription and I don't know how he could say no. He would probably be so grateful, he could provide robot hamsters to keep the servers running forever.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:40 pm to Sleepy_Tiger
Well, considering private equity just had to float us $100m, I think there are a trillion reasons why this works.
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