Let the aggie jokes fly.

The Texas A and M hide and go seek Champions of 1974 were found in a closet last week.

How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to hold the bulb, and two to spin the ladder.

Question: How do Aggie women turn the light on after having sex?

They open the car door.

quote:

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How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?

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one to change it
one to call it a tradition
one to put the old bulb up his arse
one to pick up collie shite
one to have a reason to kiss a girl after the change to keep up appearances
one to make sure everyone is as socially awkward as possible
and one to claim they did it better than texas



edit: oh so 7 i guess.

The last pic made me

An Aggie student is doing an experiment with a frog. He wants to see how far the frog jumps each time he cuts off a
leg. The Aggie student cuts off one of the frogs legs and says, "Jump froggy." The frog jumps. He records in is
notebook, froggy with three legs jumps thirty feet. Then he cuts off a second leg and says, "Jump froggy." He writes
down in his notebook, froggy with two legs jumps twenty feet. Then he cuts off its third leg and says, "Jump froggy." He
writes down in his notebook, froggy with one leg jumps ten feet. Then he cuts off its last leg and says, "Jump froggy."
The frog just sits there. The Aggie says again, "Jump froggy!" But the frog just sits there. Finally, he writes in his
notebook, froggy with no legs can't hear.



A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor
of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room.

As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color."

The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but
proceeded with her tour.

"In this room, I was thinking of an offblue."

Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!"

This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it
painted in a light rose color.

And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!"

Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my
window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?"

The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of Aggies laying sod across the street."

There's really only one aggie joke. The rest are true stories.

Heard this one in the 80s...


An LSU cowboy ran into an Aggie cowboy and was immediately taken aback by his looks as he was bruised and beaten.

The LSU cowboy said, "hey Mr., you alright? You look like you could use a hand!"

The Aggie cowboy said, "oh, I'll be OK - it's just that my horse threw me!"

The LSU cowboy said, "He threw you!?"

The Aggie cowboy said, "Yup! And I got my foot caught in the stirrup! Drug me all over the place! Thought I was a dead man!"

The LSU cowboy said, "Well how did you managed to get free?"

The Aggie cowboy said, "The nice Wal-Mart manager came outside and unplugged the thing for me."