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Somebody obviously isn’t a Your Mom’s House podcast fan.

You’re not wrong.

I don’t disagree. I’m just saying that it could be a lot worse. Imagine this same situation but instead with Alleva at the helm.

I know that everyone is fired up after that shite performance last night and worried about the future of the football program. Cool your tits. Everyone needs to keep a few things in perspective.

1. We’ve been down this road before. If any fan base knows how to weather this storm, it’s LSU. From Nick Saban leaving to Jimbo being hired to not hired after Miles miraculously keeps his job to then being fired after the Auburn game (heh), we have been there done that and got the t-shirt.

2. LSU is one of the premier jobs in college football. We are the only school in the SEC to have won a natty with our two last head coaches (both of who may be borderline r-worded).

3. Alleva is gone. This scenario currently unfolding is exactly why Scott Woodward was hired. With Scott Woodward, you aren’t limited to hiring some up and comer at a mid major that is the new hotness. Woodward has shown that he has the cajones to go out and get his guy. He got Peterson to leave Boise and go to UW which resulted in their only CFB playoff appearance. Since he’s been at LSU, he’s made a seemingly impossible hire for women’s basketball with Kim Mulkey and a surprise but potentially great hire with Jay Johnson for baseball. I trust the guy. Plus, he is an alum and loves LSU.

Anyways, this is just my take but I for one am not worried. Weather the storm and trust it’s gonna be alright. Geaux Tigers!

But you get all the blooming onion coupons you can fit in your pockets at the Outback Bowl! Seems like a good deal.

I was hoping he would say something too. I think it’s safe to say he won’t be calling anyone on the telephone.

You can f right off too along with Alleva and Alexander.

Alleva and Alexander are why we can’t have nice things at LSU. Alleva is objectively very bad at his job. The only good hire Alleva has made (other than Wade(jury still out on Orgeron)) is Beth Torina and he backdoored into that one when his first choice backed out and stayed at Alabama.

Before the game? Seriously, frick this guy and the horse he rode in on. F.King Alexander can go drink some Drano too for all I care. If we’re gonna burn it down let’s burn it ALL DOWN. Start at the very tip top and keep going.

Every school Calipari has coached at has gone on probation after he left. Coincidence? I think not.

Since my other post got whacked, if anyone is interested in letting Dan Wolken of USAToday know how you feel about his story, his email address is dwolken@usatoday.com