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Joe Burrow can make a snowman out of rain

Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:17 am
Posted by Meatball
Member since Sep 2009
5035 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:17 am
Joe Burrow doesn’t tea bag, he potato sacks

When Joe Burrow works out, the equipment gets stronger.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172231 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:18 am to
Joe Burrow takes the Cincinnati Bengals to the Super bowl.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
107980 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Joe Burrow takes the Cincinnati Bengals to the Super bowl.


now now...at least the OP was somewhat realistic
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15653 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:27 am to
The sun sets when Joe Burrow wakes up.

Alexa asks Joe Burrow first if she can talk.

Posted by benerwin22
baton rouge
Member since May 2012
79 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:29 am to
Chuck Norris wears Joe Burrow pajamas
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133067 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:36 am to
When Macaulay Caulkin looks in the mirror he sees Joe Burrow.
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3802 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:36 am to
Crawfish peel themselves when Joe comes to the table.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48812 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:37 am to
Joe Burrow doesn't do Push-ups.

He does Earth Downs.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7051 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:51 am to
Joe Burrow was once bitten by a highly venomous cobra. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Posted by iBack8569
Member since Dec 2021
1545 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 9:54 am to
Joe Burrow once passed a camel through the eye of a needle...
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
23433 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 10:24 am to
Joe Burrow threw 60 TDs in a college season.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
21618 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 10:33 am to
Joe Burrow is so cool he never gets swamp arse in south LA.
Posted by sportsfan
Member since Feb 2011
3941 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 10:36 am to
Joe Burrow was recently exposed to the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2712 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 10:59 am to
On Fathers Day, Jimmy gives Joe a gift.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57511 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 11:28 am to
When BDJ left LSU he donated his foreskin to the athletic department. It’s currently being used as the tarp at Alex Box.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 1/31/22 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Cincinnati Bengals to the Super bowl.



I'll take what did I never expect to hear again in my lifetime for $500, Alex
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