re: In case you aren't ready for the Arky game, read this

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Yeah well that is only a real problem when you marry anything below your 3rd or 4th cousin.

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DocHog




Im pretty sure he meant maroon....not moron. There's a difference.

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Though the game will be played in WMS... Let’s not forget the overly pretentious and over-the-top field painting & embellishments at tiger stadium:

1) – The damned “eye of the tiger” at midfield. When did that rocky movie come out? How much is that song a parody of the hair metal days? Is Ivan Drago haunting their sidelines?

2) – The tiger habitat. Only LSU would spend $3 million on a cage for an endangered species. When the commies takeover the USA, they’ll be listing this as exhibit #1 in the hall of “capitalist Excesses”. Hey guys – do something good with that money, like feeding the homeless of Baton Rouge, huh?

3) – Calling it “Death Valley”. How many “death valley”s are there in college football anyway? Clemson, Auburn, who else? How ’bout an original idea – or mascot for that fact?

4) – Labeling the field in 5-yard instead of 10-yard increments. This I sort of forgive them for. They don’t want the players to loose track by having to use both hands to count.

5) – the two-stanchion goal posts. Obviously just a choice to make them look cool or unique.

I’m sure there’s other factors here, but in all, when I look at that place on TV, I am reminded of the used Nissan Maxima my neighbor Andy bought in high school. No matter how cool he thought the subwoofer, tailfin, flame graphics, lambs wool seat covers, and king air freshener made him and the car look; it never changed the fact the he was driving an oil-burning, rust-bucket, POS of a car.

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