re: I just walked out of where Jordan Jefferson

Posted by lsufan9193969700

Madisonville

Member since Sep 2003

55839 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 2:52 pm to lsufan9193969700

quote:
Went to the store. I needed some things.
Checking out the shelves, my cellphone rang.

While talking to my friend, I noticed this guy.
I was staring at him, then he gave me the eye.

He looked familiar, so I had to backtrack.
Then his importance was known, he was our Quarterback...

...And I jizzed in my pants....

I'm a little immature, you've gotta understand

...I jizzed in my pants....

I've never been cool in the presence of da MAN.

...I jizzed in my pants....

Posted by xXMADMARDIGANXx

Kennesaw, GA

Member since Mar 2009

69 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 2:53 pm to aibo synthetic

after hurricane gustav i saw, jj, quinton johnson, terrance tolliver, and tyson jackson at dominos on bob petit. jj was in a wife beater, and was pissed about how long his pizza was taking; was messing with quinton johnson about his fat arse always being hungry.

glen doresy poured me a shot at daiquiri cafe across the river.

talked to micheal clayton on a plane to atlanta right b/f the draft; i joked with him about not having to fly economy much longer.

bought justin vincent a drink at moon dogs in atl when he was trying out for the falcons; joked with him about when he made espns top 10 when patrick willis layed him out.

seen chris johnson at walmart in siegen market place.

seen big baby at varsity; joked with him about why they lost to ucla.

met shaq and chris jackson at an lsu basketball camp way back in the day.

i'll fill yall in when i remember who else i've met/seen throughout my life time ...

oh, oh ... seen byrd in ceba; gave him the you can't see me wave , he laughed and gave one back.

This post was edited on 4/15/09 at 2:57 pm

Posted by aibo synthetic

into bolivian

Member since Nov 2007

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Posted on 4/15/09 at 2:56 pm to lsufan9193969700

quote:
I jizzed my pants

Don't sweat it. I wasn't going to say anything, but I did too.

2 ...

Posted by rhodester

Mandeville, LA

Member since Dec 2007

1177 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:00 pm to aibo synthetic

does anyone know if Charles Scott works in the dairy store?

Posted by lsufan9193969700

Madisonville

Member since Sep 2003

55839 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:00 pm to aibo synthetic

quote:
I wasn't going to say anything, but I did too.

You were the subject of the song..

Posted by Towelie

America's Wang

Member since Aug 2007

19214 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:02 pm to aibo synthetic

quote:
I just walked out of where Jordan Jefferson
works.

Somebody have a booster give that man a "loan".
He should be reading his playbook not dicking around working or studying.

Posted by aibo synthetic

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Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:05 pm to lsufan9193969700

the only difference being you evidently jizzed your pants 3 times, and I only did it once then took a nap.

Posted by lsufan9193969700

Madisonville

Member since Sep 2003

55839 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:06 pm to aibo synthetic

see earlier explanation....

Posted by lsufan9193969700

Madisonville

Member since Sep 2003

55839 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:10 pm to lsufan9193969700

2nd verse:

Last nigt, I saw a man
As I recall, he was a famous man.

As I searched my mind for who he was
...I JIZZED in my pants...

A little bit of fame always ruins my game
When I met Les Mile, that's right, I came

...I jizzed in my pants...

This post was edited on 4/15/09 at 3:13 pm

Posted by aibo synthetic

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Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:24 pm to lsufan9193969700

I started wearing rubbers all the time, just in case.

Posted by jackbnimble

Member since Mar 2009

453 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:29 pm to aibo synthetic

Apparently JJ drew a picture while in the math lab of himself with a car on one side and a huge stack of money on the other side and signed his name and left it on his desk. That's coming from my friend who used to work there, he said 2 guys were playing rock/paper/scissors to see who got it and he just gave them the

look

Posted by Puffoluffagus

Savannah, GA

Member since Feb 2009

6432 posts

Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:38 pm to jackbnimble

JJ is in one of my morning classes. he usually walks up the aisle looking around to see who's checking him out.

Charles Scott's in that class also but he's not there the majority of the time. It made me wonder if the "academic problems" he was having was due to this class.