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I am available to coach the team if necessary...
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:21 am
Alleva knows how to get in touch with me, and he won't have to pay me $4 million per year.
I will need a place to stay in Baton Rouge, so I will buy a Fieldhouse Condo, located just 500 yards from Tiger Stadium.
I will keep the entire defensive staff and the special teams coach, and all capable offensive assistants. We will meet weekly at TJ Ribs on Acadian to draw up plays on the tables. Kevin, the manager over there, will try to comp our meals, but I will insist of paying for them with my Capital One Bank credit card that I keep in the wallet I bought at LouisanaOnlineMall.com.
After the season is over, I will spend my free time supporting Trent Johnson and the LSU Basketball team. Click here for season ticket info.
I have spent my entire working career solving complex business problems for large multi-national corporations. I feel I am prepared to meet the challenges of coaching the undefeated LSU Tigers. And you will NEVER have to worry about me leaving to coach another team.
PS - if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.
I will need a place to stay in Baton Rouge, so I will buy a Fieldhouse Condo, located just 500 yards from Tiger Stadium.
I will keep the entire defensive staff and the special teams coach, and all capable offensive assistants. We will meet weekly at TJ Ribs on Acadian to draw up plays on the tables. Kevin, the manager over there, will try to comp our meals, but I will insist of paying for them with my Capital One Bank credit card that I keep in the wallet I bought at LouisanaOnlineMall.com.
After the season is over, I will spend my free time supporting Trent Johnson and the LSU Basketball team. Click here for season ticket info.
I have spent my entire working career solving complex business problems for large multi-national corporations. I feel I am prepared to meet the challenges of coaching the undefeated LSU Tigers. And you will NEVER have to worry about me leaving to coach another team.
PS - if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.
This post was edited on 10/3/10 at 11:23 am
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Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:21 am to Chicken
Gratuitous Commercial Plugs Board
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:21 am to Chicken
quote:
PS - if I am in charge, we will no longer run the option to the short side.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:23 am to Chicken
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:23 am to Chicken
quote:
I have spent my entire working career solving complex business problems for large multi-national corporations.
So you know how to create an offensive football scheme?
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:23 am to Chicken
Chiken Speaks!
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:24 am to Chicken
With the rant to guide you I don't how this could go wrong.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:24 am to Chicken
Can you speak coherently? Will you pick your nose on National TV? Can you tell time?
This post was edited on 10/3/10 at 11:25 am
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:24 am to Chicken
You should get a company that makes shoe-horns to sponsor the site also, because you are using one like a champ to get all those plugs in.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:24 am to berryNation
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:24 am to berryNation
Can you tell time? Do you have a pulse and can you fog a mirror? Sign here.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:25 am to Chicken
Looks like someone has had enough.
Got my "vote" Chicken.
Got my "vote" Chicken.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:27 am to Chicken
quote:
Chicken
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:28 am to Chicken
Shameless
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:28 am to Chicken
The combination of Ice Cold & Rummy as co-offensive coordinators will pale to Malleveto in terms of ineptitude
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:30 am to Volt
Can I be one of the call screeners for your call in show?
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:31 am to Chicken
Chicken, I'd like to be an assistant. I swear that I can successfully monitor the play/game clock.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:34 am to Stromile Swift
Chicken, may I be your play caller.
I promise I can do better than Crowton.
Won't cost you $480K either.
I promise I can do better than Crowton.
Won't cost you $480K either.
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:35 am to Stromile Swift
Posted on 10/3/10 at 11:37 am to Chicken
Are you gonna wear a NASCAR jumpsuit for to make room for all these endorsements?
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