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re: How Can We Get More Action From Mike VI?

Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by HeadBusta4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
11312 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:04 pm to
its the new habitat, its so nice he doesnt wanna leave it. All the other mikes couldnt wait to get out of that old shite hole
Posted by FrozenMonkey
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
1123 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:08 pm to
It seems simple to me. On Gameday, put his meal IN the trailer. Then Mike decides to go in the trailer or skip a meal.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112595 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:08 pm to
He's on the welfare. Why work?
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:16 pm to
Mike has never roared according to the trainers and probably never will. He's a 600 lb. cat that does what he wants and they never forced him to do anything that he does not want to do.
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27726 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:31 pm to
Since Mike is a female, she must be on her period.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14897 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Ok let me spell it out...

How can we get Mike the Tiger more envolved in footaball games? How can we get him on the field? Can we train him to Roar like we did with Mike V?
He is the best mascott in the country, how can we show him off?


are you serious dude? do you wanna walk him around the 50 on a leash? Have you ever owned a housecat? where you able to train it to meow how you wanted it to? it's a cat dude. it's gonna do what it wants. i think having him in his beautiful habitat at the foot of tiger stadium is a pretty damn good way of showing him off. he'll get in the cage and go for a ride this year. it was the first game, chill.
Posted by emanresu
Member since Dec 2009
9396 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

I'm sure the PETA freaks would love that.

Because youre a freak if you have a problem with "whipping" animals for enjoyment. Right?
Posted by Joose8919
Member since Aug 2011
647 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:37 pm to
bunch of peta sympathizers at LSU. they would shite bricks. they have already tried to get students to sign petitions to ban selling chicken tenders.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18681 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:37 pm to
The only real solution is to basically pay off PETA. Just do what you need to do. Obviously not something inhumane and or dangerous. However, just step outside the super strict guidelines PETA has set up, and just pay the fines after every game. LSU would just have to be careful to not do anything that could actually get Mike taken away.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14897 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

It seems simple to me. On Gameday, put his meal IN the trailer. Then Mike decides to go in the trailer or skip a meal.


they have tried that...doesnt work.

Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

I understand the size difference between a tiger and an eagle but elephants can be trained to do tricks so why can't a tiger be trained to walk into a cage?


you realize all animals are different. I taught my dog to fetch in a day. But for some reason i cant get my pet snake to bring back the rope and shake hands
Posted by LSU2WIN
God's country
Member since Feb 2006
296 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:41 pm to
If he had to eat all of his meals in the cage - he'd probably skip into it
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

When is the last time he got laid?


poor mike

Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:45 pm to
Maybe a little tiger pheromones and a recoding of a pussy in heat? How about a challenge roar from another male?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67592 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

do you wanna walk him around the 50 on a leash


put a gazelle at the 50 yard line and see if his hunting skills take over. Have 4 guys holding his leash like they do in CU with ralphie the buffalo. What could go wrong
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Since Mike is a female, she must be on her period.


Huh? Did I miss something??
Posted by cajunsax62
Member since Nov 2006
888 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:48 pm to
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Since Mike is a female, she must be on her period.


Um, no.

If someone named a female cat Roscoe, shame on them.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89613 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

They don't make him roar like Mike V did.


Mike V roared on his own initiative when he saw Mike the Tiger.

Mike IV was the last tiger(and will be, forever) who was coerced to roar by force (a broom handle in some instances, which he typically broke by swatting it with his paw).
Posted by Spirit of Dunson
Member since Mar 2007
23111 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:48 pm to
Call him Honey Badger. I hear he hates that.
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
Member since Jul 2009
14897 posts
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

put a gazelle at the 50 yard line and see if his hunting skills take over. Have 4 guys holding his leash like they do in CU with ralphie the buffalo. What could go wrong


sounds like a plan!
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