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Gameday limerick thread
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:07 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:07 am
There once was a team from Missouri
A place famous for lots of fake fury
They thought they'd face Miles
Instead they get O
And now they are starting to worry
eta: a message for the eventual critics:
I thought up this thread in the shower
It took me much less than an hour
If it isn't a hit
I won't give a shite
This board can't make my mood sour
A place famous for lots of fake fury
They thought they'd face Miles
Instead they get O
And now they are starting to worry
eta: a message for the eventual critics:
I thought up this thread in the shower
It took me much less than an hour
If it isn't a hit
I won't give a shite
This board can't make my mood sour
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 6:23 am
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Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:22 am to PsychTiger
A QB with the name of Drew Lock
Thought of himself "quite the jock"
But he met LSU
So he left Baton Rouge
With an L and thought "What the Fock?"
Thought of himself "quite the jock"
But he met LSU
So he left Baton Rouge
With an L and thought "What the Fock?"
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:25 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:31 am to PsychTiger
Our old coach recruited the best
But his teams always seemed to regress
Now we have O
And hope for a show
'Cause our Tigers deserve nothing Les
But his teams always seemed to regress
Now we have O
And hope for a show
'Cause our Tigers deserve nothing Les
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:35 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
A QB by the name of Lock
Who liked to suck lots of....
Wait it don't want to get banned today
Who liked to suck lots of....
Wait it don't want to get banned today
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:43 am to PsychTiger
We once had a coach who chewed grass
Who turned out to be an antiquated and hardheaded arse
He never learned how to manage the clock
His want to win gave his team and fans an un-lubed cock
Now he's looks for a job by an agent named Bass
Who turned out to be an antiquated and hardheaded arse
He never learned how to manage the clock
His want to win gave his team and fans an un-lubed cock
Now he's looks for a job by an agent named Bass
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 10:05 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 6:45 am to PsychTiger
My enthusiasm is arisin’
For that team up the river, the “Tigahs”.
Missou better hope
That Coach O is a dope
Or they gon get a football chastisin’.
For that team up the river, the “Tigahs”.
Missou better hope
That Coach O is a dope
Or they gon get a football chastisin’.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:14 am to Folsom
There once was coach named BeBe.
He got useless shite out of the way. (Cam)
He said give me some space.
I'll send Missouri back to their safe place.
And I'll have my Tigers ready to play..
He got useless shite out of the way. (Cam)
He said give me some space.
I'll send Missouri back to their safe place.
And I'll have my Tigers ready to play..
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:27 am to PsychTiger
quote:
They thought they'd face Miles
Instead they get O
Um.....
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:33 am to Bestbank Tiger
You're right, Miles and O are nothing alike.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:37 am to PsychTiger
There once was a man named Les
Who at one time was the best
But his teams couldn't pass
And they started to suck arse
So now Coach O's gonna win the West
Who at one time was the best
But his teams couldn't pass
And they started to suck arse
So now Coach O's gonna win the West
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:43 am to Ellis Hugh IV
Ding, ding, ding . . . we have a winner!
Posted on 10/1/16 at 7:47 am to FemaleTiger
quote:
FemaleTiger
Every time there's a poster who's female
She gets lots of offers for email
They ask her for pics
She tells them she'll kick
Their asses for posting such fail
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:01 am to PsychTiger
Psych Tiger is now one of these
Posters who try to stop tease
He was called out for knighting
But came right back fighting
And responded to me "neeger please!"
Posters who try to stop tease
He was called out for knighting
But came right back fighting
And responded to me "neeger please!"
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:04 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:00 am to PsychTiger
quote:
And now they are starting to worry
A Key to stopping the Tigers from Missouri
Getting to Drew Lock in a hurry
LSU has newfound energy
With Coach O and his system of coaching synergy
Excitement is high for an LSU Win
And much "matriculation" of the pigskin
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:27 am to PsychTiger
Death Valley was charged like a live wire
Inside the fans souls burned a fire
Mizzou thought they were great,
Not knowing their fate
Till Coach O yelled out, boys, "Hold That Tiger!"
Inside the fans souls burned a fire
Mizzou thought they were great,
Not knowing their fate
Till Coach O yelled out, boys, "Hold That Tiger!"
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 10:05 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:38 am to PsychTiger
we got a new coach name of BeBe
said i'll be doing things my very own way-way
stead of chewing on grass
my team'll be kicking arse
as we send old mizzou down the highway.
said i'll be doing things my very own way-way
stead of chewing on grass
my team'll be kicking arse
as we send old mizzou down the highway.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 10:02 am to BlackHelicopterPilot
Want to vote twice
Posted on 10/1/16 at 10:03 am to PsychTiger
This thread needs fr33
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