FINALLY…..An anthropomorphic nickname for Harold Perkins that actually makes sense

Sounds like you had 1 too many king cobras yourself.

How about just "Harold?"

An unassuming name for a mass murderer.

Someone should crack you over the head with a King Cobra.

Thanos.

Certainly looks like he can bend time when he's chasing down his prey.

It's funny watching everyone try so hard to be the next Honey Badger and just failing completely.

Perkules

So we first tried to give a nickname from an 800lb gorilla and now we have picked a malt liquor to name him after. Has anyone had time to come up with a name based on fried chicken or watermelon. Just want to make sure y’all hit all your racial quotas on this case. Honestly, do people even think before they speak?

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I like Harold.....

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Me too.

Mass murderer/serial killer.

We can all tell our kids, "So you want to be a quarterback, do you? Well, just be aware that Harold is out there and he doesn't like quarterbacks. Just because you play Pee-Wee football doesn't mean he won't come for you and rip your arms off."

What is wrong with using a football player’s given name? Why use dumbass nicknames? Honey Badger was the last good one, over a decade ago. And when will the initials + jersey number thing end? It’s stupid as frick.

I really wish fans would stop trying to force nicknames on kids they don’t know. It’s really pathetic.