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re: Favorite throwaway Seinfeld lines

Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
175157 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:08 pm to
“But you never became a BANKER did ya? WHY? Why did you fail?
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40331 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Jiffy Park Guy: What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
George Costanza: All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.
Jiffy Park Guy: That's going to be a problem.
George Costanza: Why?
Jiffy Park Guy: It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.
George Costanza: What are you talking about? I want my car!
Jiffy Park Guy: We ask that you please bare with us.
George Costanza: Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.
Jiffy Park Guy: Ideally.
You left out the best part. Later on when Kramer goes back with the muffin tops:

Kramer: is this a joke?

Jiffy Park guy: That's what I like to know about it


That line is passed around all the time in my Seinfeld circle.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40331 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest.
I know the D is the biggest. I BASE MY WHOLE LIFE ON KNOWING THE D IS THE BIGGEST.

I used that in a conversation just the other day.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40331 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

You've got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who's with the chicken?
Somethin's missing!!!

Something's missing alright.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40331 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:30 pm to
George (after the Rosses call his bluff on the Hamptons drive):

Alright. You wanna get nuts....LET'S GET NUTSSSSSS!!!!
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21591 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:36 pm to
Do you know how big Tuscany is?
Posted by boston vol
Lexington-Fayette, KY
Member since Sep 2015
7231 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:40 pm to
“To be perfectly frank, I've always felt I could use some support. I know, when I'm wearing Banlon, there appears to be some jiggling.”
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23715 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:44 pm to
My wife (no pics) can't go to the airport without singing "I like to shop at the duty-free shop!"
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40331 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:24 pm to
Now you're doing something...to HELP me.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
23759 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:49 pm to
Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do..
Posted by rbiggarjr
Member since Aug 2007
224 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:54 pm to

Car Rental Agent: I know what a reservation is

Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I would have a car.

Used Jerry's line at restaurants a few times.
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
3177 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

Alright. You wanna get nuts....LET'S GET NUTSSSSSS!!!!


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