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Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:28 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:You left out the best part. Later on when Kramer goes back with the muffin tops:
Jiffy Park Guy: What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
George Costanza: All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.
Jiffy Park Guy: That's going to be a problem.
George Costanza: Why?
Jiffy Park Guy: It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.
George Costanza: What are you talking about? I want my car!
Jiffy Park Guy: We ask that you please bare with us.
George Costanza: Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.
Jiffy Park Guy: Ideally.
Kramer: is this a joke?
Jiffy Park guy: That's what I like to know about it
That line is passed around all the time in my Seinfeld circle.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:29 pm to DR93Berlin
quote:I know the D is the biggest. I BASE MY WHOLE LIFE ON KNOWING THE D IS THE BIGGEST.
You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest.
I used that in a conversation just the other day.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:30 pm to StringMusic
quote:Somethin's missing!!!
You've got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who's with the chicken?
Something's missing alright.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:30 pm to Big Scrub TX
George (after the Rosses call his bluff on the Hamptons drive):
Alright. You wanna get nuts....LET'S GET NUTSSSSSS!!!!
Alright. You wanna get nuts....LET'S GET NUTSSSSSS!!!!
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:36 pm to Big Scrub TX
Do you know how big Tuscany is?
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:40 pm to Purple Spoon
“To be perfectly frank, I've always felt I could use some support. I know, when I'm wearing Banlon, there appears to be some jiggling.”
Posted on 10/7/26 at 3:44 pm to S
My wife (no pics) can't go to the airport without singing "I like to shop at the duty-free shop!"
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:24 pm to Purple Spoon
Now you're doing something...to HELP me.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:49 pm to Cdawg
Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do..
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:54 pm to S
Car Rental Agent: I know what a reservation is
Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I would have a car.
Used Jerry's line at restaurants a few times.
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:55 pm to Big Scrub TX
quote:
Alright. You wanna get nuts....LET'S GET NUTSSSSSS!!!!
Homage to a scene in the 1st Tim Burton Batman movie:

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