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Favorite Starkville Jokes
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:05 pm
My two favorites are courtesy of our beloved Skip Bertman.
Skip: Whenever we traveled to Starkville, I always asked for a room without a view.
Skip: I'm pretty sure Starkville is an Indian word that means trailer park.
Classics.
Oh, and frick State.
Edited to correct the spelling mistake made by auto-correct.
Oh, and frick auto-correct.
Skip: Whenever we traveled to Starkville, I always asked for a room without a view.
Skip: I'm pretty sure Starkville is an Indian word that means trailer park.
Classics.
Oh, and frick State.
Edited to correct the spelling mistake made by auto-correct.
Oh, and frick auto-correct.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 4:14 pm
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Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:06 pm to mtntiger
quote:
Skip Bergman
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:08 pm to mtntiger
There are only two beauty parlors in Starkville, and they only give estimates.
How do you compliment a woman in Starkville? "Nice tooth."
How do you compliment a woman in Starkville? "Nice tooth."
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:09 pm to mtntiger
quote:
Skip Bergman.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:10 pm to mtntiger
Skip: "When we stay in Starkville, we ask for a room without a view"
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:12 pm to mtntiger
A tornado once went through Starkville and did a million dollars of improvements
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:18 pm to mtntiger
Directions to Starkville:
Drive towards it until you smell it and stop when you step in it.
Drive towards it until you smell it and stop when you step in it.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:39 pm to JohnnyU
quote:That's the Old School 70's/80's directions to Tulane.....
Drive towards it until you smell it and stop when you step in it.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:41 pm to JohnnyU
Again for this year, what do a tornado & a Mississippi St Alumni have in common ? They both eventually end up in a trailer park .
Posted on 10/15/18 at 4:59 pm to cheeser
Again for this year, what do a tornado & a Mississippi St Alumni have in common ? They both eventually end up in a trailer park .
Another version: What do a tornado and an MSU divorce have in common? Somebody is gonna lose a mobile home.
Another version: What do a tornado and an MSU divorce have in common? Somebody is gonna lose a mobile home.
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:08 pm to tigerinridgeland
My best Skip
"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."
"After I got to know Ron and his wife, they invited me over to his house once when the team was playing in Starkville. Ron was so proud of his new house, especially the house's sunken living room. I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because one of his trailer's tires was flat...."
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:09 pm to mtntiger
quote:
Favorite Starkville Jokes
Starkville? Joke?
... does it's continued existence count?
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