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re: Cam Newton, the Man! the MYTH!, THE LEGEND!
Posted on 10/23/10 at 6:32 am to LSUfan4444
Posted on 10/23/10 at 6:32 am to LSUfan4444
Cam newton doesn't need an alarm clock because time doesn't start till cam newton wakes up.
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:55 am to Ipreciateu2
quote:
Cam Newton eats sawdust and shits two by fours
This one is money


Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:57 am to tiggah1981
Cam Newton found Osama Bin Laden, butt-fricked him, then told him to get a real job.
Posted on 10/24/10 at 10:59 am to MasonTiger
Cam Newton takes #1 defenses and turns them into #64 defenses in just 4 hours.
Posted on 10/24/10 at 11:01 am to Bassman
It is said he once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. After a few hours, It seemed like an evenly matched fight. Then Chuck threw a flurry of punches from his beard, and won the battle. He went to pick up Can off the ground as a sign of respect. Then Chuck looked him in the eye and said no one can beat Chuck, but you were close.
Posted on 10/24/10 at 11:11 am to mikebdatiger76
Cam Newton has left more jaws on the floor than Jeffery Dahmer.
Cam Newton will be the first winner of the Cam Newton award, for being way better than the Heisman candidates.
Cam Newton once scored a TD trying to clock the ball.
Cam Newton will be the first winner of the Cam Newton award, for being way better than the Heisman candidates.
Cam Newton once scored a TD trying to clock the ball.
This post was edited on 10/24/10 at 11:12 am
Posted on 10/25/10 at 2:48 pm to tygerboy17
Cam Newton made his mom eat his vegitables when he was a kid.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:38 pm to TigerWar
Cam Newton is the only guy who could win on the blue turf, so in closing, Cam Newton says Idaho; no you do a ho.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:52 pm to L S Usetheforce
Enjoy him now because he'll be a disappointment in the NFL. Lacks an NFL arm, bad form for a RB, which leaves him to play TE.
Posted on 10/26/10 at 9:59 pm to TG
The NY Athletic Club was going to rename the Heisman "The Cam" but each time they called the trophy "The Cam" it came out of it's usual stiff arm pose and just bowed
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:22 am to SDTiger15
Cam Newton.....He doesn't always play football, but when he does...............He prefers to be payed!!
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:30 am to ibldpg
The first thing Cam Newton will say to God when he gets to heaven is......"You're in my seat!"
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:30 am to GeorgeTheGreek
Bears carry spray when he's in the woods
Posted on 11/22/10 at 7:36 am to The Mick
MICK....way to keep it original....
nice sig quote also

nice sig quote also

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